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Wiegieboard		...	24-10-2014 @ 15:12
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11371 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190 502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq	I really really enjoyed this thread.

JackRevans		...	24-10-2014 @ 15:44
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235 555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq	slimsim said: mine came up with a predictive sentence "you are.....a c**t" Go figure I'm having a hard time believing that story

slimsim		...	24-10-2014 @ 15:48
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6051 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225 550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	JackRevans said: I'm having a hard time believing that story you calling me a liar? you still mad bro?

JackRevans		...	24-10-2014 @ 15:58
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235 555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq	slimsim said: you calling me a liar? you still mad bro? I'm sweet bro

Tom_Martin		...	24-10-2014 @ 16:01
No one believed him anyway. Member 958, 11411 posts SQ 410, BP 215, DL 425 1050.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq	I find you two quite amusing. Do you actually hate each other?

JackRevans		...	24-10-2014 @ 16:05
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235 555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq	Tom_Martin said:I find you two quite amusing. Do you actually hate each other? No. Although now Iv said that he will almost certainly say yes

John		...	24-10-2014 @ 19:13
#biggef Member 5263, 3492 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 260 715.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq	Wiegieboard said:No one has asked the all important question. Is she hot??? Lol obviously they don't care...any hole a goal and and all that :-)

slimsim		...	24-10-2014 @ 19:46
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6051 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225 550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	JackRevans said: No. Although now Iv said that he will almost certainly say yes YES!!! I'm such a Norris!

Wiegieboard		...	24-10-2014 @ 23:21
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11371 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190 502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq	John said: Lol obviously they don't care...any hole a goal and and all that :-) Any holes a goal is the path to glory!

JackRevans		...	27-10-2014 @ 17:06
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235 555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq	I said:Someone just knocked on the door and I answered it but then it turned out they had actually knocked on the neighbours door and it just sounded like my door. The guy must have thought I was a janner or beegar it happened again today with the exact same person

McMuffin_Gains		...	27-10-2014 @ 18:50
Help me rescue my Insulina. Member 5366, 1090 posts	I just had a missed call on my mobile from an unknown number. Not expecting any calls or anything. Who do guys think it could be?

JackRevans		...	27-10-2014 @ 18:51
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235 555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq	McMuffin_Gains said:I just had a missed call on my mobile from an unknown number. Not expecting any calls or anything. Who do guys think it could be? chris hickson?

Billytheold		...	27-10-2014 @ 21:10
Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270 695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq	I heard noises outside my house whispering. I got my signature and my hatchet. What I do is not say anything to anyone be unpredictable. I sprint out the door and run as fast as possible around the perimeter. Let's do this stranger. I can tell you a scary story but ...

JackRevans		...	30-10-2014 @ 17:17
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235 555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq	I said: it happened again today with the exact same person it just happened again! it was a different person this time though

Billytheold		...	30-10-2014 @ 17:59
Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270 695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq	Tapping. Mumbled barely audible yapping. What is this happening? My neighbor is originally from England who married an American heard it also. We both now got walkie talkies. When it happens again, we will investigate this together. What do we say when we catch the ghost?

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