Missing: Olly Jackson

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Rob		Missing: Olly Jackson	12-07-2007 @ 16:30
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205 497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator	University of Manchester, 12th July 2007 http://www.sugdenbarbell.co.uk/layout/missing.jpg Authorities today launched a massive search for a man known only as Oliver Conrad Bartelski Fu-Fu Jackson after a sighting by a Mrs. Veganlifter outside the Manchester Students Union. Jackson was said to have been wearing a stylish suit and had also grown a long hair style which was pushed back in a Beckham-esque headband. It is thought that this long hair may have prevented him from seeing the witness. Further, he appeared to be weighing approximately "80-82 kilos" and looked "like a beanpole" according to a drunken student sat by the ATM. Oliver, 23 and originally from Cambridge, has been missing for over a month after mysteriously disappearing from Manchester. It was rumoured that he was at one point doing something called 'work', but the recent sighting seems to cast doubts regarding the permanency of this. When asked to comment, former training partner Joni 'The Bull' Purmonen said "Olly was a great training partner and he really spurred me on, but all good things must come to an end - gone are the days of Olly's smelly farts and deadlift psyche out routines. And my 20 quid." As ever, SugdenBarbell will keep you updated and hopefully our community will be able to help him understand what a "bench press, deadlift and squat" are and where one can find them.

Boar		...	12-07-2007 @ 16:32
Walk your talk Member 5, 25558 posts Administrator	he's gone.........its all over,gone.

Joni		...	12-07-2007 @ 18:23
left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270 660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq	Post Edited: 12.07.2007 @ 18:25 PM http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/24/116124... Rescue team has been assembled. Meet outside Piccadilly Station WH Smith at 11am. Bring your own food and knives.

Boar		...	12-07-2007 @ 18:48
Walk your talk Member 5, 25558 posts Administrator	are the knives for food or warding off southerners ? i might bring 2.

Wogihao		...	12-07-2007 @ 21:47
Has turned into a fucking nobhead - any guesses as to what caused it ?? Member 30, 520 posts SQ 185, BP 160, DL 200 545.0 kgs @ 91kgs UnEq	You might learn somthing from us southern folk. Theres a festival around harvest time in Minehead where the men used to chase the young women around the town with masive cast iron tongs (big enough to go round your waist). you need one of them! just run after him in the street and BAM capture him! maby a tag afterwards would be in order. or possibly the explodeing neck collars from "the running man".

Carl		...	12-07-2007 @ 23:00
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5 673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator	people from daaaaan saaaafff are acctually the salt of the earth well wog is a bit of a farmer i however am from the home counties

Baz		...	12-07-2007 @ 23:09
Weak training is still training. Member 63, 260 posts SQ 135, BP 110, DL 195 440.0 kgs @ 78kgs UnEq	Sorry but Manchester is the best place in the whole country. Maybe World. Oh and Northerners are better at powerlifting and strongman.


Carl		...	12-07-2007 @ 23:15
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5 673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator	terry hollands is from the south, he is britains strongest man, enough said andy bolton may be the best powerlifter, but delroy mcqueen is from the south, he's current 125kg champion, and british record holder in the C+J if i'm not mistaken

Baz		...	12-07-2007 @ 23:25
Weak training is still training. Member 63, 260 posts SQ 135, BP 110, DL 195 440.0 kgs @ 78kgs UnEq	Hmmm sivvy you make a good arguement there, and i dont have any proof to back up my outlandish claims so i might have to think of another reason why the north is the best...

Carl		...	12-07-2007 @ 23:29
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5 673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator	lol

big49ersfan		...	13-07-2007 @ 01:40
The longest serving member without a tagline Member 41, 395 posts SQ 255, BP 165, DL 267.5 687.5 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq	where the hell is olly in all seriousness? vegan who you lifting with then nowadays?

Joni		...	13-07-2007 @ 09:12
left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270 660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq	Originally posted by big49ersfan... where the hell is olly in all seriousness? We started getting worried after an article in the Manchester Evening News "Police Quizzes Law Graduate After Pirate Porn Video Ring Bust" and the man disappearing without a trace. vegan who you lifting with then nowadays? random folk + strongman at the dungeon. Will rethink this through in september after all the travels and holidays are done.

Rob		...	13-07-2007 @ 09:21
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205 497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator	Aye, Joni doesn't know it yet but he'll be at Adlington full time soon enough. Just one pumper session at Sugden a week maybe.

Rob		...	13-07-2007 @ 12:06
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205 497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator	Post Edited: 13.07.2007 @ 12:06 PM Originally posted by Baz... Hmmm sivvy you make a good arguement there, and i dont have any proof to back up my outlandish claims so i might have to think of another reason why the north is the best... How about this Baz... you can now get a degree in Northernness. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6896081.stm

Carl		...	13-07-2007 @ 13:22
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5 673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator	well thats just a waste of time

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