Girl At The Bus Stop
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| Martin1956 |  | Girl At The Bus Stop | 06-02-2008 @ 10:40 |
 Old Age Presser Member 75, 7745 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq | I see this girl at the bus stop every day. She's about half my age, slim, attractive and always smiles at me. But I don't know if she's good enough for me and don't want to lead her on and ultimately break her heart. Looks like Joe B's not got to her tits yet. What should I do? | ||
| Rob | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 10:43 |
 Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | Be honest with her Martin. Write her a poem. Bake her a cake. Show her your kilt. Life is for living. Don't regret it. | ||
| Carl | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 10:43 |
 Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | get some pancakes down you before its too late | ||
| Carl | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 10:45 |
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | Post Edited: 06.02.2008 @ 10:46 AM by Carl also, when was the last time you got the bus? | ||
| Rob | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 10:47 |
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | Seriously though Martin, I reckon you could do better. http://moderntransit.org/expy_graphics/m-mal-busstop.jpg | ||
| Cuddles | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 10:49 |
 Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator | Space cakes, failing that rohypnol. | ||
| Martin1956 | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 10:49 |
Old Age Presser Member 75, 7745 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq | Carl said: also, when was the last time you got the bus? The bus stop is outside my house. She likes to stroke my puppies as I walk past and I wondered if I should return the compliment. My last bus journey was back to the long stay car park at Stansted. | ||
| Cuddles | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 10:50 |
Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator | GHB works well too. | ||
| Rob | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 10:52 |
Does f*ck all for SugdenBarbell.co.uk Member 1, 7173 posts SQ 182.5, BP 110, DL 205497.5 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq Administrator | I reckon Rick should hit that bird at the bus stop, she looks like an American Assassin. | ||
| little_a | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 11:44 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Post Edited: 06.02.2008 @ 11:46 AM by little_a Martin1956 said: I see this girl at the bus stop every day. She's about half my age, slim, attractive and always smiles at me. But I don't know if she's good enough for me and don't want to lead her on and ultimately break her heart. Looks like Joe B's not got to her tits yet. What should I do? Charge the batteries on your camcorder, & give me a call. If you dont get a good 3 hours wanking material then I'm not a serious trainer  edit:typo | ||
| little_a | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 11:45 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Rob said: Bake her a cake. Show her your klit. WHAT??  Bench boy meets boat girl? | ||
| Joni | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 11:51 |
 left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq | Martin1956 said: and always smiles at me. probably jehovas witness. | ||
| Martin1956 | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 12:08 |
Old Age Presser Member 75, 7745 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq | little_a said: Rob said: Bake her a cake. Show her your klit. WHAT?? Bench boy meets boat girl? Lol. Actually some sick bas***d sent me a link to some hermaphrodite porn for my birthday. Both of them had dicks and fannies ffs. It was a toss up whether I should watch it or not. | ||
| Cuddles | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 12:09 |
Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator | Can they interlock? So they both get to give and receive at the same time? | ||
| Martin1956 | | ... | 06-02-2008 @ 12:14 |
Old Age Presser Member 75, 7745 posts SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq | Don't know if posting the link goes too far even for Sugden? But I reckon JC would enjoy it. I think the answer is yes, Olly. | ||