Jehova's Witnesses
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| LukeC |  | ... | 18-05-2010 @ 14:50 |
 The one in the guns and roses teeshirt. Member 171, 2462 posts SQ 272.5, BP 140, DL 245657.5 kgs @ 80.2kgs Eq | Its funny in all the time I lived at home we only had visits twice at most. My friends mum loves it when they come knocking, she knows her stuff much better than them and keeps correcting them. They arnt huge fans of that. Tbh though im not that arsed. They are better than carol singers and trick or treaters! | ||
| General_ill | | ... | 18-05-2010 @ 14:52 |
 3rd place Europes strongest man 2016 U90kg Member 1239, 13275 posts SQ 280, BP 155, DL 310745.0 kgs @ 89kgs UnEq | Thing said:i had a visit one day from the jehova's they were told to f**k off and havent been back. I had a visit one day from the jehova's they told me f**k off and havent been back.   | ||
| OdiousSlob | | ... | 18-05-2010 @ 15:42 |
Bell end Member 1271, 432 posts | Thing said:i had a visit one day from the jehova's they were told to f**k off and havent been back. LOL! | ||
| OdiousSlob | | ... | 18-05-2010 @ 19:32 |
Bell end Member 1271, 432 posts | Col_Austin said: What a bunch of hateful, intolerant bigots some of you guys are!!!  That's a bit rich coming from somebody who uses the name 'Levi Roots' to describe random black men. | ||
| IainKendrick | | ... | 18-05-2010 @ 19:44 |
 some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said: x2 Looks like there's me and Wayne doing are bit for British reserve and politeness | ||
| Kerridge | | ... | 18-05-2010 @ 20:04 |
Member 357, 21 posts SQ 215, BP 140, DL 232.5587.5 kgs @ 92kgs Eq | One of the funniest blogs I have seen for a while...brilliant! | ||
| Stetec | | ... | 23-05-2010 @ 16:39 |
 Thing thinks he can decide what goes here. He cant Member 354, 1452 posts | I love the deluded, brain washed, non chrimo present getting, doom moungering, expletive target practice old f**kers! Couldn't eat a whole one mind you. Nothing wrong with them that a taser can't sort. In fact just answer the door and while they are reciting whatever tripe they can dig up, all the while be giving them your best crazy stare, remove your tshirt to reveal the devil symbol tattoo you just drew on in fake blood then slowly reach for the stick with nails in you have next to the door and start tapping it on your hand. Works a treat. Little true story, in my (troubled) youth before even passing my driving test I managed to crash a car at great haste into a JW church wall. Didn't know thats what it was, the police officer on the scene said it was a shame non of them were in at the time. He was my hero until the cuffs came out. No, lifes to short to stress about these things, just save it for the next terrorist that phones and asks if you're happy with your phone service. "I WAS UNTIL YOU CALLED MOTHER f**kER!!!" They have feelings too. Peace to one and all. And, oh, don't worry, I have it on good authority that end of the world isn't due until at least the day after I win the lottery. | ||
| Mallone | | ... | 23-05-2010 @ 17:03 |
 Has achieved nothing. Member 1386, 292 posts | If your getting annoyed by the JW's coming to your house or the leaflets(pizza, minicabs etc) posted you are probably too bored and need to play me a game of tic tac toe over the internet. Some people in this country are bored and lonely and strangers knocking on their door provides them with some repsite. | ||