Muff diving

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little_a		Muff diving	09-12-2009 @ 14:04
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Anyone have any idea on the calorific value per hour? I'm not that interested really. Just trying to make this section worthwhile before it's gone for ever. Dai wont let this go now. He has a point though, and is bound to gain support. I intend to lead this crusade, alone if need be, to fight for the survival of the diet section. Come on lads. Eating is not cheating.

Thing		...	09-12-2009 @ 14:06
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290 770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq	interesting.

thosebananas		...	09-12-2009 @ 14:07
Trophy Hunter Member 743, 3329 posts SQ 230, BP 130, DL 300 660.0 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq	depends on RPM of tongue, lubrication of subject etc etc... many variables to take into consideration.

Cuddles		...	09-12-2009 @ 14:15
Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280 620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator	I suspect muff diving is a little like eating celery.

tonyjb72		...	09-12-2009 @ 14:25
abs by summer 2011? Experts opinions vary Member 290, 2552 posts	Cuddles said:I suspect muff diving is a little like eating celery. What, a bit tasteless and a no-go if you wear dentures??

Cuddles		...	09-12-2009 @ 14:28
Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280 620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator	It's a desired taste, you can get it stuck between your teeth and you burn more calories than you consume.

Wiegieboard		...	09-12-2009 @ 14:38
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190 502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq	What if the muff has a little extra cheese on that taco?


MrSmall		...	09-12-2009 @ 14:46
Gone and easily forgotten....... Member 331, 22298 posts SQ 185, BP 100, DL 230 515.0 kgs @ 85kgs UnEq	Cuddles said:It's a desired taste, you can get it stuck between your teeth and you burn more calories than you consume. The f**k kind of muffs have you been diving into that get stuck in your teeth?

Mon		...	09-12-2009 @ 14:49
Quite a funny Mon Member 371, 186 posts SQ 210, BP 172.5, DL 250 632.5 kgs @ 109kgs UnEq	Exactly wiegie. Some are like celery and expel more calories than consumed. But some , and I think most, probably contain lots of calories. There's a healthy balance of good fats from the fish and bad fats from the cheese. And if there isn't, what sort of bird are you licking? Nice ones? Nice ones dont deserve it. Nice ones service men. Fat ones get licked. Smells tick boxes. Why am I laughing at myself? Im not even funny! Seriously though, I have another good story: In 2004 I joined a robbery squad at work. There my new 'line manager' was a tart called Karen and she was an absolute nob. Ugly, short, the sort of lazy eye that rolls around in circles when she takes her glasses off. Needless to say even I wouldn't lick it. Anyway, I was filled with delight when I heard the TRUE story of why her nickname was BREVILLE (she didn't know why). Turns out some copper pulled her when she was a probationer years ago before my time. In the process of getting some he went down on it and proceeded to open the lovely lady's labia with his two fingertips. As he did so, he immediately saw white strings draped across from lip to lip. Restraning a gag and the urge to comment, he quickly went back to her head and shagged the muck. Later when telling people about the incident he described the vision as being like 'OPENING UP A TOASTED CHEESE SANDWICH!' Hence the name...BREVILLE!

Cuddles		...	09-12-2009 @ 14:49
Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280 620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator	MrSmall said: The f**k kind of muffs have you been diving into that get stuck in your teeth? Hairy ones.

nathan		...	09-12-2009 @ 14:50
no longer sugdens strongest man Member 455, 1336 posts	drinking from the furry cup must have some calorific content. even if its just http://wiki.voyeurweb.com/index.php/Pussy_juice this explains it all for you

Pompy		Muff diving	09-12-2009 @ 14:55
My opinions have run their course Member 694, 3112 posts	Dunno, but if she's on it could equate to raw black pudding so that must have some value. Too far?

SHAMROCK		...	09-12-2009 @ 23:02
has magic hands Member 245, 316 posts	Theres no such thing as "too far "

mishima		...	10-12-2009 @ 03:36
pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205 395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq	Muff diving is awesome, i hear there are competitions now! [IMG]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/9826/mufffest.jpg[/IMG]

little_a		...	10-12-2009 @ 08:05
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts	Cuddles said: Hairy ones. They still exist???

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