Muff diving

little_a said:Anyone have any idea on the calorific value per hour?

I'm not that interested really. Just trying to make this section worthwhile before it's gone for ever. Dai wont let this go now. He has a point though, and is bound to gain support. I intend to lead this crusade, alone if need be, to fight for the survival of the diet section.

Come on lads. Eating is not cheating.

Mon said: 2004 I joined a robbery squad at work. There my new 'line manager' was a tart called Karen and she was an absolute nob. Ugly, short, the sort of lazy eye that rolls around in circles when she takes her glasses off. Needless to say even I wouldn't lick it.

Anyway, I was filled with delight when I heard the TRUE story of why her nickname was BREVILLE (she didn't know why).
Turns out some copper pulled her when she was a probationer years ago before my time. In the process of getting some he went down on it and proceeded to open the lovely lady's labia with his two fingertips.

As he did so, he immediately saw white strings draped across from lip to lip. Restraning a gag and the urge to comment, he quickly went back to her head and shagged the muck.

Later when telling people about the incident he described the vision as being like 'OPENING UP A TOASTED CHEESE SANDWICH!' Hence the name...BREVILLE!