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| b15ape1 |  | ... | 03-04-2024 @ 23:19 |
 British bum sex champ Member 450, 1611 posts SQ 315, BP 212.5, DL 290817.5 kgs @ 137kgs Eq | Post Edited: 04.04.2024 @ 09:07 AM by b15ape1 Fatpete said: On a separate note, I am 125 kilos, 275 lbs. or 19 stone 10. Borderline svelte Under 20 stone!!!  Im foaming at the mouth here at the thought of you in your underpants!! I was about the same weight before Xmas before i started the Insulin...I'm currently at about 137kg of bloateyness if there was ever a word!  | ||
| Bod | | ... | 04-04-2024 @ 00:18 |
 Member 174, 1237 posts | A satisfactory four. Bit of pondering after the second but then a small shaft of intelligent light penetrated my cranium. XXXYX XXGXX XGGYX | ||
| Fatpete |  | ... | 04-04-2024 @ 07:07 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17896 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | A slightly anxious five XXGXX XXXXX GXXXX GXGYX The fourth attempt effectively gave me the second letter, anxiety over | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 04-04-2024 @ 07:09 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17896 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | b15ape1 said: Under 20 stone!!! Indeed, and unashamedly so. Just a little more care in what I shove into my face is all it took. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 04-04-2024 @ 09:00 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22058 posts | 3 | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 04-04-2024 @ 10:15 |
 a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6844 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | Three again today, third on the bounce. Current streak fast approaching double figures woohoo!! | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 04-04-2024 @ 10:17 |
a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6844 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | I have read the last few training posts, and then reread them. I have failed to find any reference to a door incident! Surely this should be documented to ensure it is appropriately recorded for posterity... | ||
| b15ape1 | | ... | 04-04-2024 @ 18:07 |
British bum sex champ Member 450, 1611 posts SQ 315, BP 212.5, DL 290817.5 kgs @ 137kgs Eq | Wigan said:I have read the last few training posts, and then reread them. I have failed to find any reference to a door incident! Surely this should be documented to ensure it is appropriately recorded for posterity... Oh i do like a good door incident, Was it training related or just general buffonary??  | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 04-04-2024 @ 21:11 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17896 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Wigan said:I have read the last few training posts, and then reread them. I have failed to find any reference to a door incident! Surely this should be documented to ensure it is appropriately recorded for posterity... Witness my hand this day, the 4th of April in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty four, that I, Peter Ratcliffe, Buffoon of this parish, did, on Easter Monday of this year without forethought or indeed without any kind of thought, did oafishly trip and fall and in doing so caused grievous damage to a door of the folding variety, that had done me no harm whatsoever. Mea Culpa, Mea culpa, Mea maxima culpa | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 04-04-2024 @ 21:15 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17896 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | b15ape1 said: Oh i do like a good door incident, Was it training related or just general buffonary?? The latter. General buffoonery is a hobby of mine. Add to that the fact that I was born with the gift of clumsiness and I become a slowly ambling disaster looking to stumble across, and cause problems for, something that neither deserves nor expects it. | ||
| Wigan | | ... | 04-04-2024 @ 23:48 |
a cynical old scrote Member 68, 6844 posts SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq | Fatpete said: Witness my hand this day, the 4th of April in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty four, that I, Peter Ratcliffe, Buffoon of this parish, did, on Easter Monday of this year without forethought or indeed without any kind of thought, did oafishly trip and fall and in doing so caused grievous damage to a door of the folding variety, that had done me no harm whatsoever. Mea Culpa, Mea culpa, Mea maxima culpa Beautiful | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 05-04-2024 @ 00:06 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22058 posts | 5 | ||
| Bod | | ... | 05-04-2024 @ 00:16 |
Member 174, 1237 posts | A thankfully uncomplicated three. YXXXX YXGXG Far more importantly, however, did you fall through the doors and leave a ‘Pete-shaped’ hole in your wake? In my mind, you certainly did. | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 05-04-2024 @ 09:13 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17896 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | A rare but simple two GXGXX Decided to "go for it" after the usual opener and was rewarded | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 05-04-2024 @ 09:17 |
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17896 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Bod said: Far more importantly, however, did you fall through the doors and leave a ‘Pete-shaped’ hole in your wake? In my mind, you certainly did. Oh if only I did. It does remain on my "to do" list. It was however a flimsy, internal, concertina door. My ability to move swiftly enough to leave a hole in a door is questionable, this door's ability to allow this, even more so. | ||
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