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| » An old, fat fool starts a log. Hope no-one minds (Go to post) | 14-12-2017 @ 21:00 | ||
| Thankyou for sharing the story of your friend with a 10 inch cuck Pete, ive told many people over the last couple of days and let me tell you it bought many a smile and proper belly chuckling laughter. Ive also got to praise you on your story telling abilities my friend...in my head i can tell a good tale but im simply not in your league for how you lay it on paper(or keyboard). I likend you to my good lady Sam, for some reason if were ever out and about shes like a magnet to every c#nt and weirdo in the area. Its like a curse.  Whats this about a new floor at Adders, christ i wont recognise the place? | |||
| » An old, fat fool starts a log. Hope no-one minds (Go to post) | 12-12-2017 @ 21:46 | ||
| Thanks for that men i have tears rolling down my cheeks as i speak....'Can i have one now?' | |||
| » An old, fat fool starts a log. Hope no-one minds (Go to post) | 11-12-2017 @ 21:57 | ||
Fatpete said: I agree. We had a couple of bad ones about seven years back but since then they have been very mild. This one has been quite cold of late, but hopefully that has been a blip and we shall soon revert to a pleasant drizzle and not much more Well remembered Pedro...i reckon were due a bad one and this ones looking favourite  Bloody hell blink and you miss it all your on the cusp of a THOUSAND pages, you my friend are a machine and a handsome one at that!! | |||
| » An old, fat fool starts a log. Hope no-one minds (Go to post) | 19-05-2017 @ 22:20 | ||
Fatpete said:Yesterday I received a phone call from a guy at Williams of Rochdale which is the place where I bought my mini. He wanted to know if I knew that it was almost two years since I bought it. I said that I did. He then went on to invite me over for a chat with a view to getting me out of a 15 plate and into a 17. Now what he may not know is that I traded in a VW polo for this mini, and it being a mini dealership they don't sell polos so they just passed it on to someone who did, which means that I rather had my pants pulled down over the price. Both that polo and this Mini were 23 months old at the time of change Both had down between 25 and 26 thousand miles Now however, in place of a polo he did not want, he will get a mini he does, therefore he has to offer me a substantially better price or else he is admitting, through the medium of resale values, that a mini is no better that a polo. I will enjoy making him admit that Or he can offer me a substantially better price and leave my pants were they like to be, in which case I would accept such a generous off and 17 plate here I come. Either way, tomorrow has the potential for considerable fun I hate to be the bearer of bad news but if they find the pic nic blankets and crumbs of cheese in the boot i feel they might try to knock you down a bit more!!! I hope you also point out that your mini is most likely one of the most fuel efficient mini's in the world due to your tyre pressures been checked every quarter of a mile!! Give them nothing Pedro but take everything you big handsome bas***d | |||
| » An old, fat fool starts a log. Hope no-one minds (Go to post) | 25-01-2017 @ 21:02 | ||
Fatpete said:And that bombshell starts page 900. Welcome one and all Congrats Pedro... ....I'd like to see at least another 900 more!  | |||
| » An old, fat fool starts a log. Hope no-one minds (Go to post) | 17-01-2017 @ 21:16 | ||
| Enjoyment is what its all about my friend, Happy days Pedro | |||
| » The BIGapes Quest (Go to post) | 06-01-2017 @ 21:53 | ||
Fatpete said: That was last year. As an excuse it's gone. Please either buck up or think of another It makes it even worse been off over the xmas break Pedro,im a man of routine like your good self and been off work makes me feel like a slug!! ...This is my backup excuse and its all your getting anything more you can just call me the to**er i am | |||
| » The BIGapes Quest (Go to post) | 06-01-2017 @ 20:41 | ||
| Friday 6th January Squat at Balls Deep Bar x quite alot 60x8 60x8 60x8 80x5 80x5 100x5 100x5 100x5 Not a great deal done but the xmas rust is slowly going | |||
| » The BIGapes Quest (Go to post) | 05-01-2017 @ 22:24 | ||
Billytheold said:Do you have a concave chest? With rested bar I believe I do Billy | |||
| » The BIGapes Quest (Go to post) | 05-01-2017 @ 21:32 | ||
| Thursday 5th January Bench at Balls Deep Bar x many 60x10 60x10 60x10 80x5 100x5 120x5 140x5 150x3 100x15...wide grip Chuffing fresh tonight  | |||
| » Ricks Film Review Thread (Go to post) | 04-01-2017 @ 19:38 | ||
little_a said: Rick said: it's not my *favourite* - that'd be Deadpool. I heart Dr Rick x "All the dinosaurs feared the T-rex" ...f**king pisser | |||
| » The BIGapes Quest (Go to post) | 28-12-2016 @ 21:09 | ||
| Wednesday 28th December Bench at Ball Deep Bar x many 60x10 60x10 60x10 80x5 80x5 100x5 100x5 120x5 120x5 100x12 Been doing bits and bobs over last couple of weeks but nothing special... many xmas pies to shift | |||
| » The BIGapes Quest (Go to post) | 24-12-2016 @ 18:16 | ||
Fatpete said:Merry Christmas you big, fat. f**k. Please give your best to your lovely wife and tell her it was from me Of course Pedro...of course. | |||
| » The BIGapes Quest (Go to post) | 24-12-2016 @ 15:07 | ||
| https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcuc8dby8wnT2XfZtZCFMcYbwLeJNM5lRZlcqcJ3Pz02nDDdJQEA Happy xmas you bunch of to**ers,hope you all have a belter!! | |||
| » An old, fat fool starts a log. Hope no-one minds (Go to post) | 19-12-2016 @ 19:47 | ||
| Fook me!! Them hippos can move, ive seen the gazelle in Peter and believe me he can move!! Tell him the buffet is open and watch that Bear go!! | |||