So... What animals have you run over while driving?
| matthewvc |  | ... | 19-08-2016 @ 23:23 |
 ‘downsizing’ Member 5704, 3496 posts SQ 280, BP 210, DL 320810.0 kgs @ 96.3kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said:A tree. I uprooted it with the roof of a car, sans seatbelt. Said roof came perilously close to my head. Standard Ford Escort RS Turbo brakes are s**t and should all be recalled to have ABS. The brakes, lines, hoses, tyres have all been since uprated, but then again so has everything to do with power. I feel I shall smash another tree and this time probably won't have such a lucky escape. What have done to it? I wrote my Evo off against a large tree not long after it had the bottom end rebuilt and uprated to a 500hp flowing turbo. Stupidly quick but once that much power the brakes (had 8-pot brake kit on at time - massive calipers) become irrelevant as there's only so much grip a tyre at a given width and profile can give... as I found out lol. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 07-03-2017 @ 00:41 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22933 posts | Killed a rabbit a little while ago on my way home from work  | ||
| Brett_H |  | ... | 07-03-2017 @ 10:25 |
| Avatar not found Member 5959, 33 posts SQ 200, BP 172.5, DL 260632.5 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | One time i was driving a work colleague's van home from a big job, It was friday. We had set off early doors to get to south wales for 7 am, he drove there, I drove back while he slept in the passenger seat. I was driving down a dual carriage way making good progress. All of a sudden i saw something run into the road, I hit at full speed causing an explosion of feathers. My colleague woke up with a "what the f**k was that!" to which i replied "nothing". Anyway, got back to his, i got in my van and drove home. On the monday we was at the head office and he asked me "do you remember when you hit summert on friday?" then pointed at the grill on his van. all's you could see was a massive hole in his grill, with 2 bird legs sticking out. apparently i'd hit a pheasant and it had been lodged in the grill of his van all weekend! | ||
| yiannis | | ... | 07-03-2017 @ 12:48 |
'Laurel' Member 4532, 489 posts SQ 260, BP 175, DL 270705.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | never ran something over as don't drive! But I did take a hedgehog home with me after a night out! must of picked it up on the way home and walked home with it. woke up with very sore hands and a hedgehog in the bath with a bowl of cat food! | ||
| CAJ | | ... | 16-04-2017 @ 20:55 |
 I recommend the track - Slut Machine Member 6043, 957 posts SQ 350, BP 195, DL 350895.0 kgs @ 150kgs UnEq | My van is now just over 3 years old, I've never hit anything in it before and then last night at work I was reading an article in the local paper about the hazards of driving in the countryside when sheep and other animals just wander around on the roads. About 5 hours later I set off back home, my usual route across the wolds and as it was a bank holiday Sunday morning at 5.30am the roads were very quiet and it was a beautiful drive home until out if nowhere a pheasant dived in front of the van on a fast straight and took my grill with it along with some other damage to the bumper brackets and headlights. Then about 10 minutes later a pigeon did exactly the same and splattered itself all over the windscreen!! I mean come on!!? Never hit anything, read an article about hitting things and then go and hit 2 things WTF? Most annoyed about my poor van | ||
| JohnGym | | ... | 16-04-2017 @ 21:22 |
 Hamstrings feel activated. Member 1107, 6964 posts SQ 220, BP 152.5, DL 252.5625.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | Thoughts become things... | ||
| CAJ | | ... | 16-04-2017 @ 21:36 |
I recommend the track - Slut Machine Member 6043, 957 posts SQ 350, BP 195, DL 350895.0 kgs @ 150kgs UnEq | JohnGym said:Thoughts become things... Well I've thought long and hard about benching 250 and getting that beautiful pussy but alas it's never happened. | ||
| scruffmcbuff | | ... | 16-04-2017 @ 21:56 |
Lovely ass Congrats. Member 5958, 2315 posts SQ 280, BP 170, DL 300750.0 kgs @ 138kgs UnEq | CAJ said: JohnGym said:Thoughts become things... Well I've thought long and hard about benching 250 and getting that beautiful pussy but alas it's never happened. "If you can dream it, you can achieve it" - A guy from a film i watched. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 17-04-2017 @ 10:05 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22933 posts | s**t news about the van CAJ. 2 weeks ago I had a number plate damaged by a suicidal pheasant. | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 17-04-2017 @ 11:30 |
 I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 3014 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | I nearly ran over my nan in law the other day, stupid old bint. | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 17-04-2017 @ 11:30 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 3014 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 17.04.2017 @ 11:30 AM by The_Lone_Wolf Carlos, sorry to hear of your recent smash and grabs. bas***d animals. | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 17-04-2017 @ 19:01 |
 403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | scruffmcbuff said: CAJ said: JohnGym said:Thoughts become things... Well I've thought long and hard about benching 250 and getting that beautiful pussy but alas it's never happened. "If you can dream it, you can achieve it" - A guy from a film i watched. How come I've never banged Mills Jovovich up the s**tter whilst eating a bacon sandwich (brown sauce before you ask) | ||
| scruffmcbuff | | ... | 17-04-2017 @ 19:52 |
Lovely ass Congrats. Member 5958, 2315 posts SQ 280, BP 170, DL 300750.0 kgs @ 138kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said: How come I've never banged Mills Jovovich up the s**tter whilst eating a bacon sandwich (brown sauce before you ask) I shall use another quote "If you deserve it, the universe will serve it" And you Sir, have had enough eastern block minge to last a life time! | ||
| matthewvc | | ... | 18-04-2017 @ 13:53 |
‘downsizing’ Member 5704, 3496 posts SQ 280, BP 210, DL 320810.0 kgs @ 96.3kgs UnEq | I ran over an already dead bird on abbey road whilst at the GFs in london this weekend. | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 18-04-2017 @ 14:02 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 3014 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | matthewvc said:I ran over an already dead bird on abbey road whilst at the GFs in london this weekend. Take that Ringo and Paul. | ||
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