So... What animals have you run over while driving?
| dannyboy73 |  | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 11:07 |
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8170 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq | A Cat..and made my passanger cry, a salesman A deer...in Norfok, smashed my grill but bounced off. A yeti..but not so sure it could have been a paper bag. | ||
| matthewvc | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 12:01 |
 ‘downsizing’ Member 5704, 3496 posts SQ 280, BP 210, DL 320810.0 kgs @ 96.3kgs UnEq | ran over a cat on a country lane one night while driving 'spiritedly' in my old evo 7 fq300.. but it somehow missed everything, so apart from one of its 9 lives gone, was perfectly fine. | ||
| Benvie |  | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 12:44 |
 embarrasingly poor bench Member 2684, 4043 posts SQ 240, BP 135, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 103kgs UnEq | A cat, four deer, countless rabbits, two badgers, lots of pheasants including 8 in one go once and a sheep. Fortunately most of the larger animals were in works cars so I didn't have to pay for repairs, otherwise it would have cost me a fortune. | ||
| slimsim | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 12:50 |
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6051 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | In 22-years of driving.....nothing! Thankfully. I don't fancy scraping entrails out of my grille. | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 13:56 |
 as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11371 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | Got my 1st roadkill in 15 years this month. A starling. Poor wee bugger. | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 13:57 |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11371 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | drew said: no with my fist it flew across the road Quality reply is quality! | ||
| macroth | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 14:08 |
 no longer the Swiss Deadlift record holder Member 3517, 3368 posts SQ 182.5, BP 122.5, DL 255560.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | A pigeon (or two?) once. Poor buggers were just standing there in the middle of the road, there was traffic behind me and couldn't really slow down let alone stop. Why didn't they fly away?  They burst into a cloud of feathers, it was almost beautiful if you're into needlessly killing animals and that sort of thing. | ||
| McMuffin_Gains | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 14:10 |
 Help me rescue my Insulina. Member 5366, 1090 posts | Once took the scenic route through Wales driving from Weston super mare to the Isle of Anglesea. Very twisty single track roads fro miles and miles, came round a blind bend and hit a sheep, no time to react whatsoever. It got simultaneously launched into a ditch by the side of the road, poor thing was still alive and bleating but its front two legs were absolutely mashed, pointing in allsorts of unnatural directions. There were no farms for miles and I had no way of ending it's misery. I can only hope to this day that a passing farmer type got to it first before it died of generally been a f**king right state. Whilst assessing my car for damage I also found a small bird lodged in the lower grill which was f**ked. Felt like a murderer that day | ||
| Lurkio | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 14:30 |
 as deep as his fat little body will allow Member 265, 4173 posts SQ 222.5, BP 142.5, DL 235600.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | Pidgeon, rabbits, labrador that bounced off the car and kept on running, and near miss with a stag! | ||
| Finch | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 22:25 |
 Gonna outlive my opposition !! Member 123, 4038 posts SQ 202.5, BP 135.0, DL 232.5570.0 kgs @ 117kgs UnEq | Once turned a corner and ran straight over a duck and about 6 ducklings waddling along the road! Also drove into a bucket on the M25 at about 80mph, it had bounced out of the back of a pick up in the middle lane and spun across in front of me, completely smashed up the front of my company Sierra! | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 22:51 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22991 posts | slimsim said: In 22-years of driving.....nothing! Thankfully. I don't fancy scraping entrails out of my grille. How is that possible?! In addition to the badger last night I've killed 2 rabbits recently I once cycled over a slow-worm. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 22:52 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22991 posts | I wonder if Iceman's answer would be "2 deer". | ||
| Pikefingers | | ... | 30-04-2015 @ 23:27 |
Squatting isn't doing my back any good. Member 5108, 869 posts SQ 170, BP 125, DL 210505.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | My brother once pistol whipped a pheasant to death in the carpark of Jhamie Holiver's parents' pub. The pheasant wasn't run over, but he was in a car when he shot it. A car isn't really the best tool for butchering things to eat - tends to lead to a sort of shattering effect, rather than delicately filleting and deboning. -Or is that not the direction we were going with this? | ||
| jwalks | | ... | 01-05-2015 @ 10:23 |
 Member 4526, 107 posts SQ 200, BP 140, DL 240580.0 kgs @ 96kgs UnEq | Hit a drunk girl in Leeds city centre one night. She was messing around with friends and stepped out in front of me. She rolled up the bonnet, over the roof and dropped off the back. When I got out of the car a crowd had formed around her so I checked for any damage to my car. This didn't go down well with the crowd.  Anyway, no damage was done and the girl was fine. Just had to explain to the Mrs why my car was covered with glitter. | ||
| slimsim | | ... | 01-05-2015 @ 11:10 |
My asshole is not watertight. Member 2926, 6051 posts SQ 217.5, BP 107.5, DL 225550.0 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said: How is that possible?! In addition to the badger last night I've killed 2 rabbits recently I once cycled over a slow-worm. I've actually lived in fairly rural areas for a lot of my years. I currently live in Harrogate and the outer areas are awash with dead pheasants. I some wonder if it's worth collecting the really fresh roadkill?! | ||
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