random disclosure thread

I'm almost scared to post this, but I'm genuinely making plans for a reduction in training volume!

burger king have a product called "three pepper angus"

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Some fat woman fell of the bus in front of me and then turned around and gave me an evil look as though I had tripped her even though I was about a yard behind her, I think she wanted me to apologise.

probably wanted a hand up lol

http://robliano.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/love_heart___roses...

No lol i'm not a c**t! she didn't fall on the ground she just tripped up and did an involuntary dance move.

Big macs in saudi are no where near as good as the UK but the menu is miles better and you can get a chicken big mac! ALthough to be fair all the fast food chains have miles more on the menu than UK.

If I put my scales on the wooden floor in the living room it says I am 97kg. If I put my scales on the wooden floor outside the living room it says I am 94kg. If I put the scales on the wooden floor in the kitchen it says I am 90.5kg.

My theory is that they are all differing heights from the earths core so the gravitation field strength is different for all three locations

Do you weigh more with an erection than you do without ?

Errm, maybe. I'll have to experiment

Infact I will use the scale of wood to do so.

Shriv, flop, super flop, swell, chub, semi, chunk, wood, throb, strain

I will weigh myself at each of these stages, then again on the descending stages:

Droop, lazy, post skeet flop

tremendous

it is my grad ball tonight, i have not looked smart this year yet.

I'm doing a poo at work and it smells really badly of poo.

I want to buy a Dacia Logan as my next car.
I think it looks pretty damn good!