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Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 20:18 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22056 posts | Or "identify the object using mouth only". | ||
JackRevans | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 20:24 | |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said:Or "identify the object using mouth only". There was an idea of a game called "guess what's running down your face" but I'm not ready for this one | ||
unit94 | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 20:37 | |
what is everyone's fran time? Member 3986, 10449 posts SQ 340, BP 200, DL 400940.0 kgs @ 129kgs Eq | These games are ok aslong as you only play them with females. And it's got to be consensual! | ||
davidhowarth | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 20:56 | |
Americans 'win' with cheese Member 2293, 1493 posts | kirkynick said:http://humanism.org.uk/campaigns/religion-and-belief-some-surv... 2011 Census Polls In a poll conducted by YouGov in March 2011 on behalf of the BHA, when asked the census question ‘What is your religion?’, 61% of people in England and Wales ticked a religious box (53.48% Christian and 7.22% other) while 39% ticked ‘No religion’. When the same sample was asked the follow-up question ‘Are you religious?’, only 29% of the same people said ‘Yes’ while 65% said ‘No’, meaning over half of those whom the census would count as having a religion said they were not religious. Less than half (48%) of those who ticked ‘Christian’ said they believed that Jesus Christ was a real person who died and came back to life and was the son of God. Asked when they had last attended a place of worship for religious reasons, most people in England and Wales (63%) had not attended in the past year, 43% of people last attended over a year ago and 20% of people had never attended. Only 9% of people had attended a place of worship within the last week. I would like to see how many people they asked and where. We will see the true facts in 2111 so they can mislead or not for a very long time. | ||
Fazc | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 20:58 | |
Sports an extremely muscular arse. Member 38, 6253 posts | My youngest chicken finally laid her first egg. All the chickens were very excited! And I'm happy she's finally done it. | ||
JackRevans | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 20:59 | |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | I was hoping my humerous homosexual story would create a diversion from the malicious political arguments | ||
Fazc | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 21:03 | |
Sports an extremely muscular arse. Member 38, 6253 posts | I don't think Andy Cole was worth 7 million. | ||
garrold | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 21:07 | |
Member 746, 722 posts SQ 180, BP 120, DL 222.5522.5 kgs @ 74kgs UnEq | I shat running up the stairs trying to get to the bog this morning. I thought I'd be able to get the pots dried before I had to go. I was wrong. | ||
JackRevans | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 21:13 | |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | garrold said:I shat running up the stairs trying to get to the bog this morning. I thought I'd be able to get the pots dried before I had to go. I was wrong. On the way to the gym I walked about 1.5 miles to the bus stop through a load of brass bands on whit Friday thinking I'd shat myself. Turned out I just had sweaty upper legs rubbing together | ||
garrold | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 21:15 | |
Member 746, 722 posts SQ 180, BP 120, DL 222.5522.5 kgs @ 74kgs UnEq | JackRevans said: On the way to the gym I walked about 1.5 miles to the bus stop through a load of brass bands on whit Friday thinking I'd shat myself. Turned out I just had sweaty upper legs rubbing together That is what is known as a result. | ||
brownbear | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 21:16 | |
Morrisons - rump - 7£ Member 2206, 11578 posts SQ 228, BP 150, DL 260638.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | i once drank 2 pints of milk one after the other in 6th form and developed the worst "gas" known to man.... on the bus home my farts were genuinely lethal. I was destroying the bus, not a single person was unaffected.... girls were screaming and running up and down opening all the windows.... I even heard one person say " I think a year 7 has s**t himself" . I stayed quiet throughout. Anyway i get off the bus and i walk past the shop on my way home and suddenly my desire to s**t is unsatiable, Do i go back or go the 300 yards to my house and get straight on the Krapper,,,,,, I did neither,,,, I crossed the road in to the trees, pulled my pants down and exploded EVEERYWHERE!!! wiped my arse with leaves and went on with my walk home, sacrificing them undies forever | ||
garrold | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 21:21 | |
Member 746, 722 posts SQ 180, BP 120, DL 222.5522.5 kgs @ 74kgs UnEq | brownbear said:i once drank 2 pints of milk one after the other in 6th form and developed the worst "gas" known to man.... on the bus home my farts were genuinely lethal. I was destroying the bus, not a single person was unaffected.... girls were screaming and running up and down opening all the windows.... I even heard one person say " I think a year 7 has s**t himself" . I stayed quiet throughout. Anyway i get off the bus and i walk past the shop on my way home and suddenly my desire to s**t is unsatiable, Do i go back or go the 300 yards to my house and get straight on the Krapper,,,,,, I did neither,,,, I crossed the road in to the trees, pulled my pants down and exploded EVEERYWHERE!!! wiped my arse with leaves and went on with my walk home, sacrificing them undies forever That's a beautiful story. I am 44 and have been following through since my late 30's. Life is more interesting as a result of this. | ||
Peltomaa | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 21:22 | |
Finlands Strongest Man u105 Member 891, 1935 posts SQ 280, BP 200, DL 362842.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | What the f**k Brownbear?? Is this true | ||
brownbear | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 21:22 | |
Morrisons - rump - 7£ Member 2206, 11578 posts SQ 228, BP 150, DL 260638.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | garrold said: That's a beautiful story. I am 44 and have been following through since my late 30's. Life is more interesting as a result of this. i a, not afraid to say the trousers were not unscathed | ||
garrold | ... | 26-05-2013 @ 21:28 | |
Member 746, 722 posts SQ 180, BP 120, DL 222.5522.5 kgs @ 74kgs UnEq | brownbear said: i a, not afraid to say the trousers were not unscathed My finest hour involves pulling s**tty pants out of the toilet one Christmas Eve after they wouldn't flush away. I threw them out of the bathroom window and sorted it the next day. Drink was involved. | ||
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