random disclosure thread

Wayne_Cowdrey said:Or "identify the object using mouth only".

kirkynick said:http://humanism.org.uk/campaigns/religion-and-belief-some-surv...

2011 Census Polls

In a poll conducted by YouGov in March 2011 on behalf of the BHA, when asked the census question ‘What is your religion?’, 61% of people in England and Wales ticked a religious box (53.48% Christian and 7.22% other) while 39% ticked ‘No religion’.

When the same sample was asked the follow-up question ‘Are you religious?’, only 29% of the same people said ‘Yes’ while 65% said ‘No’, meaning over half of those whom the census would count as having a religion said they were not religious.

Less than half (48%) of those who ticked ‘Christian’ said they believed that Jesus Christ was a real person who died and came back to life and was the son of God.

Asked when they had last attended a place of worship for religious reasons, most people in England and Wales (63%) had not attended in the past year, 43% of people last attended over a year ago and 20% of people had never attended. Only 9% of people had attended a place of worship within the last week.

garrold said:I shat running up the stairs trying to get to the bog this morning. I thought I'd be able to get the pots dried before I had to go. I was wrong.

JackRevans said:
On the way to the gym I walked about 1.5 miles to the bus stop through a load of brass bands on whit Friday thinking I'd shat myself. Turned out I just had sweaty upper legs rubbing together

brownbear said:i once drank 2 pints of milk one after the other in 6th form and developed the worst "gas" known to man.... on the bus home my farts were genuinely lethal. I was destroying the bus, not a single person was unaffected.... girls were screaming and running up and down opening all the windows.... I even heard one person say " I think a year 7 has s**t himself" .


I stayed quiet throughout.

Anyway i get off the bus and i walk past the shop on my way home and suddenly my desire to s**t is unsatiable, Do i go back or go the 300 yards to my house and get straight on the Krapper,,,,,,


I did neither,,,, I crossed the road in to the trees, pulled my pants down and exploded EVEERYWHERE!!! wiped my arse with leaves and went on with my walk home, sacrificing them undies forever

garrold said:
That's a beautiful story. I am 44 and have been following through since my late 30's. Life is more interesting as a result of this.

brownbear said:
i a, not afraid to say the trousers were not unscathed