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Martin1956IconSituations Vacant28-02-2008 @ 16:49 
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Old Age Presser
Member 75, 7742 posts
SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200
400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq
Great job for somebody looking for 6 to 8 days work a year!
http://www.uksport.gov.uk/vacancies/world_class_weightlifting_...
Martin1956Icon...28-02-2008 @ 16:50 
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Old Age Presser
Member 75, 7742 posts
SQ 0, BP 200, DL 200
400.0 kgs @ 105kgs Eq
And another one... http://www.uksport.gov.uk/vacancies/world_class_weightlifting_...
little_aIcon...28-02-2008 @ 17:25 
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still a devious weightlifting bastard
Member 43, 14374 posts
I fancy this one better...

Wanted.
Ice sculpter

Location.
Egypt

Renumeration.
voluntary

Position.
Permanent leading to terminal for wrong candidate

Disirable.
Previous saharan ice sculpting

Required.
Own ice and tools

OK so I'm having a laugh, but I admit it and I aint costing the tax payers a f**king fortune. Lets not forget that this is OUR moneyAngry
WiganIcon...28-02-2008 @ 20:36 
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a cynical old scrote
Member 68, 6844 posts
SQ 255, BP 132.5, DL 250
637.5 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq
PMSL

Just look at the job spec, what the expectations and experience required are, look at the aims, and then get to the punchline 6-8 days PER f**kING YEAR!!!! guff-f**king-faw!!!!!!!Grin

Someone is havin a larf!!!!!!
paul_richardsIcon...28-02-2008 @ 23:52 
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I personally prefer the stiffest possible.
Member 158, 3110 posts
SQ 170, BP 107.5, DL 222.5
500.0 kgs @ 67.4kgs UnEq
I'd do it if they paid me 100K
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