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little_a		Masturbation	21-08-2007 @ 17:03
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts	Anyone work the above activity into their training routine purposely, or just as a matter of course? I heard off a guy once that the Bulgars had 'helpers' so as not to tire them out for their next workout, but I'm not sure. Anyone else here this?

mishima		...	21-08-2007 @ 17:10
pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205 395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq	Shagging boost up my testosterone! This has to be my best post ever!

Carl		...	21-08-2007 @ 18:45
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5 673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator	thats sounds like the s**ttest porno ever bulgars sat around, in walks 'helpers' then its over

IainKendrick		...	21-08-2007 @ 18:48
some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280 710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq	As an experinced wa**er I go by the 'Feel Principle' of wank training. Therefore if I feel like it I'll have it, wherever I am. Public toilet, on the train, round the back of Woollworths. Its too important not to do!

Rick		...	21-08-2007 @ 19:16
I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10037 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235 595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator	It is, after all, sex with someone you love.

IainKendrick		...	21-08-2007 @ 19:22
some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280 710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq	...and you can have sex with two people you love. Wear a glove on one hand to simulate this.

Fazc		...	21-08-2007 @ 19:26
Sports an extremely muscular arse. Member 38, 6253 posts	Post Edited: 21.08.2007 @ 19:27 PM Ok, when will this conversation become weird (if not already)? Is it when Joni starts talking about 'serenading' his own hand with Marvin Gaye loves tunes or when Rob starts talking about manicures as foreplay?!!


Fatpete		...	21-08-2007 @ 19:54
Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 18192 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300 827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq	Originally posted by little_a... Anyone work the above activity into their training routine purposely, Not purposely as that would involve changing hands at certain, pre determined times

Thing		...	21-08-2007 @ 20:25
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290 770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq	well if you switch hands it good for the fore arms

little_a		...	22-08-2007 @ 08:28
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts	So what about competition days? Toatal abstenance or part of bodyweight reduction? As an aside, can anyone get one off whilst "Eye of the tiger"s on in the background?

buzz		...	22-08-2007 @ 09:28
Go ! go ! team strengthshop !!! Member 18, 5295 posts SQ 185, BP 130, DL 230 545.0 kgs @ 95kgs UnEq	Haven't posted here for a while, but this great thread tempted me back I can ONLY get one off whilst listening to Eye of the Tiger My 'strategy' - beat off after training (not right after, but that night) and no pounding it either on the day of training, or generally the night before either. As for comps, I try and impose a 7-day ban on myself, so test levels are peaking at the comp. Of course, after the third day off I usually start to lose it and holes in walls or tree trunks start to look good, so the 7-day rule tends to turn into about a 3-day rule usually.

Hayden		...	22-08-2007 @ 09:38
memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220 552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq	I half 'helpers'. There is a good place down adlington way.

little_a		...	22-08-2007 @ 09:54
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts	Originally posted by buzz... I can ONLY get one off whilst listening to Eye of the Tiger Man thats just wrong. So much so that I've just PMed Rob and pleaded with him to cancel your ID. Thats tantamount to blasphemy

Wogihao		...	22-08-2007 @ 11:13
Has turned into a fucking nobhead - any guesses as to what caused it ?? Member 30, 520 posts SQ 185, BP 160, DL 200 545.0 kgs @ 91kgs UnEq	Originally posted by buzz... I can ONLY get one off whilst listening to Eye of the Tiger . that made me chuckle.

Wogihao		...	22-08-2007 @ 11:13
Has turned into a fucking nobhead - any guesses as to what caused it ?? Member 30, 520 posts SQ 185, BP 160, DL 200 545.0 kgs @ 91kgs UnEq	Post Edited: 22.08.2007 @ 11:14 AM how about the birdie song? or perhaps the orvil the duck tune? you know the one the keith harris song.

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