Bro Science Thread

Here are some of my bro science facts, some of which approved by Dr Fandango

- Doing manly activities like driving a transit van makes your traps increase in volume.

- Bicep curls make you weaker

- The less you look in the mirror the stronger you get

- Peanut butter is a prohormone

- people with proportionally big benches are more angry

- if you find the right hat it will make you stronger. this is not easy to do

- deadlifting improves facial aesthetics

that's all I have at the moment

"creatine rage"

Listening to slayer will increase year neck size by 2 inches

If you want to get a massive bench get sent to a prison with a decent gym

Fishing = gainz

I agree with some of these points. Sugar puffs increase calf vascularity

ypud bench 220 in prison milsy

For reps on incline with a suicide grip and no wrist wraps


Sadly I know this would be true but I like my freedom and food too much

Pick any conventional exercise, stick the name of a country in front of it and hey presto! You're getting functional strength gainz.

Bar speed should always be more than 3.

If you don't eat a packet of custard creams in the magic 17 minute post workout window you will start to look like Peewee Herman.

Growing a beard will increase all lifts by 8 - 14%. This works because of the peptides released during hair growth that are transferred via the synthol cells directly into the f-plan fibres of the muscle lobes.

Living in Russia increases all lifts by 7 - 197% and fighting skills by 6 - 234%, but reduces interpersonal skills by 100%. 

Slightly amended

Loal! I can't argue with science.

people with proportionally big benches are more angry



Jack - i'm pretty chilled out TBH

Training with gloves on mean your a pussy and that your GAAAAAAAY

what happened with Nick? or is he a special case