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billynomatesIcon...19-08-2020 @ 16:38 
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So its one month on, are you back posting about squatchy matters?
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...19-08-2020 @ 19:15 
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I was very naughty and set up a second account, which is strictly forbidden! I haven't yet tried to log into the original account, but will do.
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...28-08-2020 @ 16:06 
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I said:
Things I've learnt...

Some people have telepathic communication with invisible squatches.

Invisible squatches sometimes do loud farts within earshot of humans, possibly for squatchy entertainment.

If you take a used tampon into a squatchy area things may end very badly for you and your anus.

Happy


Further information...

Someone witnessed a squatch doing a s**t. Afterwards it wiped itself with its fingers and then licked its fingers. It is unclear whether this is typical behaviour.
WILLSANIcon...28-08-2020 @ 17:17 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:
Further information...
Someone witnessed a squatch doing a s**t. Afterwards it wiped itself with its fingers and then licked its fingers. It is unclear whether this is typical behaviour.


that sounds like misinformation spread by the enemies of the squatch.
billynomatesIcon...28-08-2020 @ 18:32 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:
Further information...
Someone witnessed a squatch doing a s**t. Afterwards it wiped itself with its fingers and then licked its fingers. It is unclear whether this is typical behaviour.

Grin Grin Who are these nutters?
BillytheoldIcon...01-09-2020 @ 11:20 
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Baby breastfeeding sound! Believe it or not!



Wayne_CowdreyIcon...04-09-2020 @ 15:51 
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Thanks for that Billy Happy

Apparently people have witnessed squatches entering "portals" and vanishing! I've requested more info on this, but it's not forthcoming.
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...04-09-2020 @ 18:54 
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Bit of variety, but generally a blurry ring ... the, uh, "predator effect". One or two mentioned the center of the ring being clear and what was seen there not jibing with the background outside the ring. Not sure what to think about that. The best info I've gotten was from my old research partner. She said that in the presence of a bigfoot, her vision has never not been sort of wonky. She described what I imagine a person with macular degeneration perceives .. the peripheral vision is fine, the center is blurred to the point that nothing there is visible. She said that on two occasions, she was able to turn her focus to the side and see a tall, heavy bipedal figure, but if she tried to look AT it, all she had was a big blurry spot in the center of her vision.

My theory ... some people might remember my account of a small group of bigfoots, at least 3, entering my camp in mid late August of 2011. I'm going to say in the 18th - 22nd range. I was in my sleeping bag and awoke in great distress, thought I was dying. The relevant part of that to this discussion is it felt like pressure waves moving in the fluid in my eyes. Based on that and other things, I think I was experiencing infrasound from a young, inexperience, and not very skilled bigfoot. It was pitch black out, and I was in a tent, but I would bet dollars to donut holes that if it were daylight, I couldn't have seen what was happening around me, I think what was happening was overloading the optic nerves along with the nerves managing motor control of my facial muscles.
billynomatesIcon...04-09-2020 @ 19:10 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:

Mega facepalm
WILLSANIcon...01-10-2020 @ 18:21 
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a speculative proposed link between my current obssesion, ancient giants, with the squatch.
lukiIcon...02-10-2020 @ 18:35 
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Post Edited: 23.11.2020 @ 23:50 PM by luki
Another squatch tit pic.
https://i-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w680/s/i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/16/01/34455074-8845937-image-m-27_1602808626236.jpg
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...27-11-2020 @ 21:34 
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I didn't bother much with the forum for a while, but then popped in to ask them if their sightings matched Patty (the squatch in the famous footage). This wasn't well received. Seriously, what is wrong with that question??? I then chipped in using my other persona and commented that the forum is unfriendly if you're not part of the 'in crowd', and I was then told to "have some cheese", which I'm guessing indicates disapproval? Confused Grin
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:I didn't bother much with the forum for a while, but then popped in to ask them if their sightings matched Patty (the squatch in the famous footage). This wasn't well received. Seriously, what is wrong with that question??? I then chipped in using my other persona and commented that the forum is unfriendly if you're not part of the 'in crowd', and I was then told to "have some cheese", which I'm guessing indicates disapproval? Confused Grin


‘Does it look like patty?’ Depends if they used the same fancy dress shop as Paterson and gimlin when hiring out their gorilla suit
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...28-11-2020 @ 13:36 
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matthewvc said:
‘Does it look like patty?’ Depends if they used the same fancy dress shop as Paterson and gimlin when hiring out their gorilla suit


Oooh. I wonder if travelling to fight someone counts as an 'essential journey' Angry
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...28-11-2020 @ 14:11 
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If anyone was wondering about the irregularities in fur contours on Patty's butt...

The irregularities in fur contours on the buttocks can be explained by fat being stored for the impending winter.

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