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Ross_Harkins | ... | 06-03-2013 @ 17:47 | |
Cleverer than YOU Member 1228, 1046 posts | Dan said: One of my exes left some undies at my house when we split up. Just to piss her off I put them on and wanked in them, then shoved them through her letterbox. We got back together shortly afterwards - she hadn't realised I was such a deviant while we were together and wanted to play some more. Hahaha, that's pretty damn funny!but think Rico's mate is the winner. | ||
Funky_monkey | ... | 06-03-2013 @ 17:50 | |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 06.03.2013 @ 17:53 PM by Funky_monkey Wiegieboard said: Was she your ex at the time you did it? We split up, saw each other once every couple of days but we were officially split up. She knew I was sleeping in the same bed as her, I just had some urges. [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/nv7evq.jpg[/IMG] Pretty but a complete nut job. | ||
strengthathlete | ... | 08-03-2013 @ 16:22 | |
Member 3632, 458 posts SQ 202.5, BP 122.5, DL 225550.0 kgs @ 104.5kgs UnEq | She looks so innocent. Yawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 16-03-2013 @ 11:23 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11329 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | Indeed she's hot. Really nice but it always upsets the hot/sanity ratio. I shouted at 2 of the sports coaches today. 1st time I've ever done that I'm usually a lot more patient than that. | ||
JackRevans | ... | 16-03-2013 @ 11:28 | |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | Wiegieboard said:Indeed she's hot. Really nice but it always upsets the hot/sanity ratio. I shouted at 2 of the sports coaches today. 1st time I've ever done that I'm usually a lot more patient than that. What did they do? Tell us more | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 16-03-2013 @ 11:34 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11329 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | I was moving some heavy ass awkward s**t through narrow corridors and into a back room and 4 times I asked them to not set up steps, risers and weights trees in the doorway when I was setting up THEIR CLASS. the 5th time I shouted and after that, no more s**t cluttering the doorways when I was trying to move all their s**t both out of and into my studio. Why did it have to come to me shouting before they'd adhere to the basic health and safety that'd stop me tripping up and having a large pile of metal put me in hospital? It's always the same with them every Saturday. | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 22-03-2013 @ 11:17 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11329 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 22.03.2013 @ 11:18 AM by Wiegieboard I've never found Angelina Jolie all that attractive. In fact, to me she looks like a paisley junkie.Edit: I'm sure she's a nice enough lass though. | ||
unit94 | ... | 22-03-2013 @ 15:12 | |
what is everyone's fran time? Member 3986, 10443 posts SQ 340, BP 200, DL 400940.0 kgs @ 129kgs Eq | Wiegieboard said:I've never found Angelina Jolie all that attractive. In fact, to me she looks like a paisley junkie. Edit: I'm sure she's a nice enough lass though. Same! She looks abit ill to me :P | ||
TravisFandango | ... | 22-03-2013 @ 15:14 | |
Member 1093, 5446 posts SQ 160, BP 105, DL 225490.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | My random disclosure of the day is that I have no idea who Angelina Jolie is. | ||
Funky_monkey | ... | 26-03-2013 @ 10:28 | |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | TravisFandango said:My random disclosure of the day is that I have no idea who Angelina Jolie is. Shame on you! She played Lara Croft in Tomb Raider, and Mrs Smith in Mr and Mrs Smith. I quite fancy her. And Christina Hendricks. And Marcia Cross. | ||
TravisFandango | ... | 26-03-2013 @ 11:37 | |
Member 1093, 5446 posts SQ 160, BP 105, DL 225490.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said: Shame on you! She played Lara Croft in Tomb Raider, and Mrs Smith in Mr and Mrs Smith. I quite fancy her. And Christina Hendricks. And Marcia Cross. I'm not very good at knowing who actors and actresses are. Or pop star ladies and gentlemen. I'd still do Lorraine Kelly though if that helps my popular culture credentials? | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 26-03-2013 @ 11:56 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11329 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | TravisFandango said: I'm not very good at knowing who actors and actresses are. Or pop star ladies and gentlemen. I'd still do Lorraine Kelly though if that helps my popular culture credentials? You dirty dog you! http://www.carrentals.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/lo... | ||
Appetite | ... | 26-03-2013 @ 12:04 | |
Let do this. Member 3512, 2473 posts SQ 200, BP 140, DL 252.5592.5 kgs @ 80kgs UnEq | Wiegieboard said:I've never found Angelina Jolie all that attractive. In fact, to me she looks like a paisley junkie. Edit: I'm sure she's a nice enough lass though. I started being alot more attracted to her when it was revealed how crackers she is. This worries me some what. | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 26-03-2013 @ 12:07 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11329 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | Appetite said: I started being alot more attracted to her when it was revealed how crackers she is. This worries me some what. Same thing happened to my best mate. Be careful bro you don't wanna end up with a problem woman you can't get away from (eg. having Angelina Jolies kid!) | ||
Funky_monkey | ... | 26-03-2013 @ 12:24 | |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | TravisFandango said: I'm not very good at knowing who actors and actresses are. Or pop star ladies and gentlemen. I'd still do Lorraine Kelly though if that helps my popular culture credentials? Lorraine Kelley isn't too bad, but I'd defintely go for Julia Bradbury (Fiona Bruce was up there too but I've always had a soft spot for Bradbury.) | ||
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