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Carl | ... | 06-06-2011 @ 15:55 | |
Loves rugby league ... Member 13, 14460 posts SQ 230, BP 180.5, DL 262.5673.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq Administrator | |||
gossamer | ... | 07-06-2011 @ 07:03 | |
gassamer more like Member 2182, 489 posts SQ 220, BP 150, DL 250620.0 kgs @ 115kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 07.06.2011 @ 07:08 AM by gossamer I can't believe people watch this. It is by far the saddest indictment of the soulless, piss-poor content beamed to our TV's these days. My missus had this on the other day, and there was some f**king black dude, and all he was doing was bulging his f**king eyes out to music. And there were all these dancers and special effects which must have taken hours of coreography going on around him. I thought it was some sort of joke. But no - people were seriously watching this person bulge his eyes out and then afterwards he was systematically analysed and judged for his act.What next? Someone dangling spit out of their mouth and sucking it back in (to music)? | ||
gossamer | ... | 07-06-2011 @ 07:07 | |
gassamer more like Member 2182, 489 posts SQ 220, BP 150, DL 250620.0 kgs @ 115kgs UnEq | Are you f**king kidding me or what? It was some bint singing (not that greatly) some classical f**king song with a dog howling. You should checkout 'Animals Do The Funniest Things' on bank holidays. You'd bust a nut over the dogs that howl to the Corrie theme. | ||
gossamer | ... | 07-06-2011 @ 07:09 | |
gassamer more like Member 2182, 489 posts SQ 220, BP 150, DL 250620.0 kgs @ 115kgs UnEq | Bring back Blind Date I say! | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 07-06-2011 @ 13:23 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | gossamer. I feel your pain man, I feel your pain. The show does my tits as well. It's a proper detriment to humanity. | ||
Thing | ... | 07-06-2011 @ 13:30 | |
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | Blind date with Holly Willyboob as the host | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 07-06-2011 @ 15:23 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22060 posts | gossamer said: Are you f**king kidding me or what? It was some bint singing (not that greatly) some classical f**king song with a dog howling. But that dog was so cute!! I think she was a decent singer. What would be your idea of an entertaining act? Someone getting beaten up on stage? | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 07-06-2011 @ 16:09 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22060 posts | |||
gossamer | ... | 07-06-2011 @ 18:41 | |
gassamer more like Member 2182, 489 posts SQ 220, BP 150, DL 250620.0 kgs @ 115kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said: What would be your idea of an entertaining act? Someone getting beaten up on stage? What an awful thing to say! You're worse than Hitler!! | ||
danbaseley | ... | 07-06-2011 @ 19:13 | |
A member for 10 years and still no mouldy peanuts Member 1252, 4481 posts SQ 160, BP 110, DL 215485.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | "What next? Someone dangling spit out of their mouth and sucking it back in (to music)?" I will eat my hat if that doesn't appear in the next series of auditions (if it hasn't already) for this competition that essentially says "We Are Britain - We Have Little Or No Discernible Talent; Hate Us Now". The most upsetting part is the genuine dross that people really get behind a la Stavros Flatley or that crazy old bint hammering a keyboard as if she was beating a piece of leather. It is one great big example (quite fittingly) of the pavlovian dog walking on it's hind legs; it is not that it is done well, but the fact it is done at all that makes you sit up and look. | ||
gossamer | ... | 07-06-2011 @ 20:30 | |
gassamer more like Member 2182, 489 posts SQ 220, BP 150, DL 250620.0 kgs @ 115kgs UnEq | danbaseley said:or that crazy old bint hammering a keyboard as if she was beating a piece of leather. I forgot about that silly old hag. Would the people who voted for her be happy with that s**t for holiday entertainment? Would they f**k! | ||
Harry | ... | 09-06-2011 @ 22:19 | |
I have sex with women Member 2122, 310 posts SQ 180, BP 135, DL 220535.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | gossamer said: I forgot about that silly old hag. Would the people who voted for her be happy with that s**t for holiday entertainment? Would they f**k! According to my mum, shes brill. | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 10-06-2011 @ 14:03 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22060 posts | Carl said: Good choice. He was better in the semi-final though. | ||
Wayne_Cowdrey | ... | 10-06-2011 @ 14:05 | |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22060 posts | Harry said: gossamer said: I forgot about that silly old hag. Would the people who voted for her be happy with that s**t for holiday entertainment? Would they f**k! According to my mum, shes brill. She was OK. I keep thinking I'd like to go on there! Here's my skill set... I'm quite good at card tricks. I'm quite strong. I can walk on my hands. | ||
danbaseley | ... | 10-06-2011 @ 19:43 | |
A member for 10 years and still no mouldy peanuts Member 1252, 4481 posts SQ 160, BP 110, DL 215485.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | I believe this whole thread is a thinly veiled plea for acceptance Wayne, as you have made your mind up already that you are going to apply next year. | ||