Rick confesses tiger balm usage

I nearly forgot about this, but Andy just reminded me while he was chatting about some of the Showman's recent TENs antics.

The other night at Adlington, whilst discussing Tiger Balm, Rick advised me not to "put it on the end of my knob".

Needless to say, myself and Boar questioned why he would make such a statement... it seems he speaks from experience.

This must be up there with the burns from naked frying which nearly cost him a bench session last summer

Rick, how do you plead?

as the legal representative or Dr. Love in this case i can provide an alternative explanation from my own experience.

I was applying a liberal layer of deep heat on my shoulders and chatting happily away. Suddenly i felt that my balls needed a bit of a scratch and underpants positioning corrected and i proceeded, but had still fair bit of muscle heat in my hands.

It was nice...

Have you performed a comparative test though between maybe tiger balm, deep heat, fiery jank and maybe sloan linament. Without the test results how could we take the recommendation as the best thing to generate a little "personal" heat.

I can verify (through accident - honest)fiery jack can be a little hot as opposed to sloans linament which I would estimate would boil the devil's nuts, based on how much a friend of mine screamed once on the way to casualty after spilling half a bottle over himself.

Andy H

That's not so much "plead" as "weep".

Guilty as charged !!

LOL, the silence thet wafted over adlington when rick dropped that pealer into the convo !!

but was it as funny as that time joe came in in utter discust after the turnermaner
lent him that porno where it was women shagging men with strap ons lol
joe had a rant at him, turner looked as baffed as ever

f**ker never lent me that one.

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