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| The_Lone_Wolf |  | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 14:26 |
 I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said: Purple with measurement increments would be a good design  PLOAL | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 14:32 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | JackRevans said:to what extent is she a fitty? I assume by the fact she is a canteen lady that the answer is "not". Also if you rodger her and then stop rodgering her the portions will get smaller than if you just never did in the first place. Enjoyable story nevertheless. Jack. Thank you for your reply. I've had worse, a lot worse in my youth... But that is not really a reliable unit of measurement. Shes gasping for it though, and I know that in my youth it would have made a cool story down the pub, but now days I'm retired from such activities. Imagine someone looking like a mixture of a goomba from the film super Mario, and Megatron JG. | ||
| Gordy | | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 14:44 |
 Member 5418, 383 posts | Post Edited: 14.08.2018 @ 15:40 PM by Gordy . | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 14:48 |
 'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | The_Lone_Wolf said: Jack. Thank you for your reply. I've had worse, a lot worse in my youth... But that is not really a reliable unit of measurement. Shes gasping for it though, and I know that in my youth it would have made a cool story down the pub, but now days I'm retired from such activities. Imagine someone looking like a mixture of a goomba from the film super Mario, and Megatron JG. I did an enjoyable excursion the other day which involved squirtation | ||
| John | | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 16:35 |
#biggef Member 5263, 3492 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 260715.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq | The_Lone_Wolf said:One of the canteen ladies has been asking me to go round her house and smash her in recently. Sexually I assume too, and not some violent fantasy. Now, I don't want to do this, and more importantly I have a woman... However, I do like the fact that she gives me extra food portions at work, so I don't want to upset her, as I may get less food, or she ma lace my food with muck. She knows I have a woman too, but shes not bothered and still wants me to put my sausage in her bun (Her words, not mine) Thoughts? Interesting dilemma , I'd lead her on for as long as possible to avoid the reduction of food rations, or be straight up her .....no I mean straight up with her and tell her as lovely as she is you don't roll that way. Or tell her you have the clap.  | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey |  | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 16:49 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22049 posts | Send her Jack's way. He'll sort her out. | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 20:35 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | JackRevans said: I did an enjoyable excursion the other day which involved squirtation The first time I dealt with a gusher, it took me by surprise. How did you rate the experience? | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 20:37 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | John said: Interesting dilemma , I'd lead her on for as long as possible to avoid the reduction of food rations, or be straight up her .....no I mean straight up with her and tell her as lovely as she is you don't roll that way. Or tell her you have the clap. I’m going to tell her tomorrow that I’m not able to fulfil the job role she requires... After shes dished my lunch up. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 28-11-2017 @ 21:17 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22049 posts | Jack, did you know she was a squirter in advance? | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 29-11-2017 @ 05:36 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said:Jack, did you know she was a squirter in advance? A very valid question. | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 29-11-2017 @ 08:06 |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | I did not know in advance and therefore it did take me by surprise. | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 29-11-2017 @ 09:54 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2996 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | JackRevans said:I did not know in advance and therefore it did take me by surprise. Will you be returning, and if so, will you pack swimming goggles? | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 29-11-2017 @ 10:26 |
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | The_Lone_Wolf said: Will you be returning, and if so, will you pack swimming goggles? I will not. | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 29-11-2017 @ 11:47 |
 as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | JackRevans said: Also if you rodger her and then stop rodgering her the portions will get smaller than if you just never did in the first place. Very sound logic here. | ||
| John | | ... | 30-11-2017 @ 17:08 |
#biggef Member 5263, 3492 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 260715.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq | http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=guy%20breaks%... So recently heard of this chap who is supposed to of broken into bur ger king to drink a gallon of old cooking oil,not sure if it's true but got me thinking what would your weird food fetish if you could get away with it? I think 10mins behind the deli counter in morissons where they sell them cooked chickens...yummy | ||
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