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JasonGriffithsIcon...23-02-2010 @ 21:42 
better at shagging than his big brother
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Are footballers overpaid? Maybe.

Would you shag every fit girl that threw themselves at you if you were in his position? Probably.

Is Cheryl Cole better off without him? Definately (maybe the tabloids will stfu now)
biggreigbroonIcon...23-02-2010 @ 22:25 
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all i can say is what a wee prick? he must be mental or mybe got a prenup?Unhappy
dr_hazbunIcon...24-02-2010 @ 05:36 
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tbh I can totally see why he strayed.

Whilst Cheryl is good to look at, she looks like she'd be totally frigid in bed.

The chap has a massive ego and probably hasn't had good sex for years. Whilst none of the girls he's allegedly bedded are oil paintings, they all look like they'd be up for a good romp.

(I'm being totally serious here btw)
FatpeteIcon...24-02-2010 @ 07:52 
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aaron_lohan said:
b_rex said:
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Thats gotta be a new one for fatpete's already vast vocabularyHappy



I'm on it.
CuddlesIcon...24-02-2010 @ 08:05 
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dr_hazbun said:tbh I can totally see why he strayed.

Whilst Cheryl is good to look at, she looks like she'd be totally frigid in bed.

The chap has a massive ego and probably hasn't had good sex for years. Whilst none of the girls he's allegedly bedded are oil paintings, they all look like they'd be up for a good romp.

(I'm being totally serious here btw)


Whilst id love to think that Cheryl was some kind of dirty hoe bag, I think the Doc has hit the nail on the head.
PompyIcon...24-02-2010 @ 08:20 
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dunno mate look at the evidence...

a) she's from newcastle (near enough) everyone knows they breed slappers

b) she kicked the s**t out of a 'freshen up for the poonani' black toilet perfume sprayer... so is no shrinking violet

c) she has a gash tattoo around her thigh

d) when i shagged her she was filth

I'm telling you... cheryl cole knows her way around a cock
little_aIcon...24-02-2010 @ 08:24 
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Pompy said:d) when i shagged her she was filth


She always asks me if she can go first... and last
b_rexIcon...24-02-2010 @ 08:44 
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dr_hazbun said:tbh I can totally see why he strayed.

Whilst Cheryl is good to look at, she looks like she'd be totally frigid in bed.

The chap has a massive ego and probably hasn't had good sex for years. Whilst none of the girls he's allegedly bedded are oil paintings, they all look like they'd be up for a good romp.

(I'm being totally serious here btw)


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aaron_lohanIcon...24-02-2010 @ 11:49 
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Pompy said:I don't even really enjoy watching rugby but when you see those guys tearing lumps out of each other it kind of makes footballers look like fannys

In the top tiers they are vastly over paid. Clubs like man utd which are currently in a massive deficit should be clamped down on. That's why however much it pains me to say it I think arsenal are the best team in the premier league. due to their financial position. Even if venger is a paedophile


The reason United are in debt is because GLazer put the club in debt in order to buy it. Man United turnover over £200m a year and wages is less than half of that so they're definately not overpaid. Its players at clubs like West Ham and Portsmouth who are overpaid, the vast majority of the players at top 6 clubs are paid enough.
little_aIcon...24-02-2010 @ 12:23 
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Just been on the news that European FC's are in debt to the tune of over £6 billion, with the highest proportion in the UK (where, incidentally, wages have risen 18% in the last year)

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