random disclosure thread
Users viewing topic: & 1 Guest
12345678910 ... 122123124 ... 320321322323324325326327328329330
| dannyboy73 |  | ... | 22-04-2014 @ 14:02 |
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8166 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq | My garden is far to green for my liking | ||
| billynomates | | ... | 22-04-2014 @ 14:32 |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | I watched the nutty professor yesterday and chortled heartily | ||
| Billytheold | | Poem | 24-04-2014 @ 12:23 |
 Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | After Squats in The Cold Night Billy! What honey? Come here! I'm busy honey! Come here I need your help! Many steps/stairs later. What do you want honey? Could you shut off the light? I ran out of slippers trying to hit the light switch. For some reason I am not tired anymore! The End | ||
| Billytheold | | ... | 28-04-2014 @ 10:43 |
Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | In the human game, the moment you think your being natural, your not. | ||
| John | | chilli | 28-04-2014 @ 19:43 |
#biggef Member 5263, 3492 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 260715.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq | I chopped some chillies into some mince forgot to wash my hands and went for a wee wee.then like a t**t also rubbed my eye both sting like hell and that was 45mins ago. | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 28-04-2014 @ 19:57 |
 as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11332 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | John said:I chopped some chillies into some mince forgot to wash my hands and went for a wee wee.then like a t**t also rubbed my eye both sting like hell and that was 45mins ago. lul I've done that too. I successfully did a Lester Burnham at work today. http://content8.flixster.com/question/65/83/97/6583974_std.jpg | ||
| Billytheold | | ... | 28-04-2014 @ 21:45 |
Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Wiegieboard said: lul I've done that too. I successfully did a Lester Burnham at work today. http://content8.flixster.com/question/65/83/97/6583974_std.jpg... Wiege! My 2nd wife said that I never gave her attention and only loved my weights. She suggested I change my workout to Lester Burnham's system. Pyrite brother. I am watched with cameras and haters at work, so I am now a human robot. My wheels are always spinning. I feel like a rental car. Run it hard. Dump it! Sugden is my only secret left! Is your boss a bagger? | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 28-04-2014 @ 23:29 |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11332 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | My whole company is bagger good sir. And now I am the thorn in the side of tyranosaurus rexany. | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 29-04-2014 @ 12:43 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22063 posts | I laughed out loud while thinking about my tagline today. | ||
| Wiegieboard | | ... | 29-04-2014 @ 23:57 |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11332 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | When I was a kid and asexual the bath scene in short circuit was just a scene. Now that I'm a dirty old man the bath scene in short circuit makes me want to hump the air. | ||
| Billytheold | | ... | 30-04-2014 @ 01:17 |
Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Rode my bike in the cold pouring rain last night. Carpet munchers were tailgating me all up and down the the winding mountains and down the rushing bends as if they wanted me to slide and crash so they could have from row seating. I felt the evil as I saw how close the 2000/2.2 vehicle was to my back wheel.. There was nowhere to pull over. Many people get angry when your riding a rice burner and its not a Harley Davidson that I cannot afford. Yesterday my brothers of steel, I was a road warrior on a steel horse I ride! I was wanted dead or alive. I chimed my farmer I beams today. As the sounds and frequency echoed through the valley, a voice said why can't we love? | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 30-04-2014 @ 07:20 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17903 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Bikes you say - http://seananthony.it/?tag=new-journalism | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 01-05-2014 @ 00:17 |
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22063 posts | Upon leaving work a sugar craving got the better of me and I headed to the supermarket where I spent £1.10 to satisfy this craving. Upon leaving the supermarket I found a "£1.07 off your next shop" voucher  | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 01-05-2014 @ 00:33 |
 'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said:Upon leaving work a sugar craving got the better of me and I headed to the supermarket where I spent £1.10 to satisfy this craving. Upon leaving the supermarket I found a "£1.07 off your next shop" voucher Lid! I'm reet lean right now | ||
| Billytheold | | ... | 01-05-2014 @ 01:29 |
Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | I am a sucker! My job in life is to work, give my money to the family which is ok but feeding the block of leeches pushed my envelope today! If you complain you are mean! Work out when everyone shoveled it in with both hands in the middle of the night! I'm getting chocolate like Wayne. I' am torn between a chocolate bar and a rep! A rock and a hard place. Ok I'm better. Ill squat now. High bar! Any body feel me? Not physically now. Gimme a hell yeah | ||
12345678910 ... 122123124 ... 320321322323324325326327328329330