The ranchers wife
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| little_a |  | The ranchers wife | 19-12-2007 @ 16:04 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." | ||
| Hayden | | ... | 19-12-2007 @ 16:07 |
 memories , like the corners of my mind .... Member 49, 2298 posts SQ 200, BP 132.5, DL 220552.5 kgs @ 123kgs UnEq | LMFAO!!! hahahahahahahaha | ||
| Jonathan | | ... | 19-12-2007 @ 18:32 |
 the Ergbreaker Member 19, 858 posts SQ 190, BP 140, DL 260590.0 kgs @ 128kgs UnEq | Hahaha!  | ||
| Baz | | ... | 20-12-2007 @ 02:13 |
Weak training is still training. Member 63, 260 posts SQ 135, BP 110, DL 195440.0 kgs @ 78kgs UnEq | ha nice where do you get em from!? | ||
| little_a | | ... | 20-12-2007 @ 08:17 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Baz said: ha nice where do you get em from!? The ones I post on here are mail forwards. The ones I get by mobile that I couldnt post on here come from... (in decreasing order of sickness) 4. Old lifter/ coach from Wythenshawe 3. Lifting mate of mine from YNE 2. Wifes best mate 1. Old friend of the familly and internationally respected orthopeadic surgeon a couple from 3. and 4. do make it on here. The ones from 2. and 1. never do. Just toooo much  | ||