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Martin1956Icon...04-06-2008 @ 10:09 
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Yup! Well done.
littlegirlbunnyIcon...04-06-2008 @ 10:37 
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Um...to all intents?

I need to get a life (or at least get this report done Tongue )
Martin1956Icon...04-06-2008 @ 11:04 
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littlegirlbunny said:
Um...to all intents?

I need to get a life (or at least get this report done Tongue )


No. Close but no cigar!
littlegirlbunnyIcon...04-06-2008 @ 11:12 
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Too intense ???
Martin1956Icon...04-06-2008 @ 11:59 
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Too intense ???


That's it!
littlegirlbunnyIcon...06-06-2008 @ 08:56 
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What no more?? Unhappy

The excitment of logging onto Sugden to see what new dingbat Martin would provide has already become an integral part of my workday. You can't stop now!!!!
MattGriffIcon...06-06-2008 @ 09:44 
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I have no dingbats but a few of those lateral thinking things (not gay side laterals either for you dream tan wearing penis suckers).


There is a square house, the walls face south.
There is a bear coming towards the house, what colour is it?

and another

There is a man lying dead in a field, he has a backpack on him. Although there are no injuries to see, the cause of death is obvious.
How did he die?

and finally

A woman and her husband raced through the city streets.
The man got out of the car, all the doors and windows were locked.
When he got back to the car his wife was dead and there was a stranger in the car.
What happened?
littlegirlbunnyIcon...06-06-2008 @ 10:04 
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Post Edited: 06.06.2008 @ 10:04 AM by littlegirlbunny
Matt - you are a sanity saver. I thought for a minute I would have to start thinking about work today

There is a square house, the walls face south.
There is a bear coming towards the house, what colour is it?


He must be a Polar bear!!!!!!! = So white

and another

There is a man lying dead in a field, he has a backpack on him. Although there are no injuries to see, the cause of death is obvious.
How did he die?


Stopped breathing?

and finally

A woman and her husband raced through the city streets.
The man got out of the car, all the doors and windows were locked.
When he got back to the car his wife was dead and there was a stranger in the car.
What happened?


Ok, this one is hard....maybe the funeral car was late.
Martin1956Icon...06-06-2008 @ 10:20 
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littlegirlbunny said:
What no more?? Unhappy

The excitment of logging onto Sugden to see what new dingbat Martin would provide has already become an integral part of my workday. You can't stop now!!!!


I only get them on Tuesday at the quiz. I'll try and rustle up some more for you.Wink
MattGriffIcon...06-06-2008 @ 10:28 
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littlegirlbunny said:

1:He must be a Polar bear!!!!!!! = So white

2:Stopped breathing?

3:Ok, this one is hard....maybe the funeral car was late.


I could be a real git now, and so will Grin

1: Technically incorrect, what does the question ask - right idea though

2: Wrong

3: Wrong
Martin1956Icon...06-06-2008 @ 10:41 
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Both the house (igloo) and the bear (polar) would be white. Well, technically, polar bears aren't white, their fur is translucent...

I guess the backpack had an unopened parachute in it?

Here's a couple of simple dingbats for the bunn...

EE E Arr.
EE E Dep.

and

AMB T ON
littlegirlbunnyIcon...06-06-2008 @ 10:51 
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Thankyou Martin Happy

My day now feels complete Grin

Martin1956 said:


EE E Arr.
EE E Dep.

and

AMB T ON


First one is easy come, easy go

Still working on the second one...nearly there I think though Happy

Shall think more about them lateral ones later - although I think you're on to a winner with the parachute thing Wink
littlegirlbunnyIcon...06-06-2008 @ 11:07 
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Matt - the last one of yours

He was driving her to hospital cos she was in labour - by the time he got her there and ran in to the hospital she had the baby in the car. But she died in childbirth.
MattGriffIcon...06-06-2008 @ 11:10 
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Martin1956 said:
1: Both the house (igloo) and the bear (polar) would be white. Well, technically, polar bears aren't white, their fur is translucent...

2: I guess the backpack had an unopened parachute in it?



1: There you go! Iwas just being an irritating git

2: Correct
MattGriffIcon...06-06-2008 @ 11:18 
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littlegirlbunny said:
Matt - the last one of yours

He was driving her to hospital cos she was in labour - by the time he got her there and ran in to the hospital she had the baby in the car. But she died in childbirth.


Correct

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