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chaos | Proud to be british | 14-02-2012 @ 15:53 | |
An amazing human being Member 2047, 17156 posts SQ 262.5, BP 170, DL 300732.5 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | As you may or may not be aware today I am ridiculously bored and in a general foul mood, this however cheered me up, I must note I do a shed load more walking than that so reckon I'm uber fuel efficient If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have £33.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers five years ago, you would have nothing today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have nothing today But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received a £214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be British. | ||
Nagamooto | ... | 14-02-2012 @ 16:31 | |
its easy when you know how Member 1823, 90 posts SQ 157.5, BP 85, DL 172.5415.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | I like this post. | ||
Wiegieboard | ... | 14-02-2012 @ 17:28 | |
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11330 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq | Lol this post turned out much better than I thought it would | ||
johnHorton | ... | 14-02-2012 @ 18:46 | |
horton hears a who Member 2582, 300 posts SQ 185, BP 110, DL 230525.0 kgs @ 120kgs UnEq | I like it too. it is through thinking like that we have the British bulldog spirit. glass half full [at least] | ||
DomRedshaw | ... | 14-02-2012 @ 18:49 | |
Uk limbo dancing champion Member 2666, 6551 posts SQ 202, BP 170, DL 255627.0 kgs @ 88kgs UnEq | lmao nice post | ||
beza | ... | 14-02-2012 @ 20:22 | |
I hit a pb today with a chest infection Member 3283, 1921 posts | I'm liking these stat's! | ||