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| TravisFandango |  | ... | 06-10-2013 @ 21:26 |
Member 1093, 5446 posts SQ 160, BP 105, DL 225490.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said: "To slit one's Gregory" Gregory Peck = neck. Or did you just make one up? I have used and have heard just "I'm Hank" when stating one is ravenous. Gregory Peckish. | ||
| dannyboy73 | | ... | 07-10-2013 @ 11:35 |
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8166 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq | Funny as f**k! However, not wanting to be picky its psychologist or more specifically psychotherapist. PAGAN said:My physiotherapist said I'm a scared little boy inside. f**king b**ch. Lol just noticed I misspelt 'phycologist', imagine my physiotherapist saying that... Sorry Pagan that was picky, made me laugh though and I am planning to tell it to my student group today they will love it.  Some people dont like Freaud; I just say if you dont Freaud then you must be suffering from penis envy! | ||
| TravisFandango | | ... | 07-10-2013 @ 11:58 |
Member 1093, 5446 posts SQ 160, BP 105, DL 225490.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | psychotherapist pshycho-the-rapist  | ||
| dannyboy73 | | ... | 07-10-2013 @ 16:11 |
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8166 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq | How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one- as long as the lightbulb wants to change | ||
| Wayne_Cowdrey | | ... | 07-10-2013 @ 18:47 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22058 posts | Last night I zerchered 206kg off Argos catalogue blocks without warming up, and that's all I did. Apologies for any anger caused. | ||
| dannyboy73 | | ... | 08-10-2013 @ 10:01 |
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8166 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq | Two psychoanalistic psychologists meet, one says to ther other, 'how am I today'? Later they have sex and one turns to the other and says 'that was great for you, how was it for me?' Thats the last of the psychology jokes- I can only offer appologies Just adding evidence that Sugden is not a meathead cite.  | ||
| Boar | | ... | 08-10-2013 @ 18:59 |
 Nothing left in the tank. Member 5, 25565 posts Administrator | I am now a vegeterian | ||
| JamieG | | ... | 08-10-2013 @ 19:03 |
 Tom's CNS is better than steroids Member 2886, 2973 posts SQ 190, BP 122.5, DL 210522.5 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | Boar said:I am now a vegeterian How else are you gunna get an emergency nutrient fix if you can't eat McDonalds double cheeseburgers??? | ||
| dannyboy73 | | ... | 08-10-2013 @ 19:13 |
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8166 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq | No more sausages Sorry for your loss Boar said:I am now a vegeterian  | ||
| Fatpete | | ... | 08-10-2013 @ 19:15 |
 Hyper obese Pete Member 70, 17896 posts SQ 322.5, BP 205, DL 300827.5 kgs @ 133kgs Eq | Boar said:I am now a vegeterian How about now ? | ||
| TravisFandango | | ... | 08-10-2013 @ 19:24 |
Member 1093, 5446 posts SQ 160, BP 105, DL 225490.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | I'm squatting 6 days a week because someone is threatening to kill my family. I reported it to the police, but they were busy with a spate of other hypothetical crimes. While I was at the counter a man rushed in claiming he'd been forced at gun point to decide whether he'd rather bum a man or be bummed by a man. | ||
| brownbear | | ... | 08-10-2013 @ 19:28 |
 Morrisons - rump - 7£ Member 2206, 11578 posts SQ 228, BP 150, DL 260638.0 kgs @ 98kgs UnEq | TravisFandango said:I'm squatting 6 days a week because someone is threatening to kill my family. I reported it to the police, but they were busy with a spate of other hypothetical crimes. While I was at the counter a man rushed in claiming he'd been forced at gun point to decide whether he'd rather bum a man or be bummed by a man. What kind of dilemma is this its only gay if you receive ! | ||
| TravisFandango | | ... | 08-10-2013 @ 19:29 |
Member 1093, 5446 posts SQ 160, BP 105, DL 225490.0 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq | brownbear said: What kind of dilemma is this its only gay if you receive ! You doctors all seem to have that attitude  | ||
| dannyboy73 | | ... | 09-10-2013 @ 19:09 |
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8166 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 09.10.2013 @ 19:10 PM by dannyboy73 I have a very important exam tommorow and I just spent 1 hour down the gym Will put Dexter on soon On here tying to avoid revision... | ||
| dannyboy73 | | ... | 10-10-2013 @ 08:39 |
Mask it or Casket !! Member 4600, 8166 posts SQ 240, BP 162.5, DL 255657.5 kgs @ 90.5kgs UnEq | Exam at 10 and still avoiding revision | ||
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