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JackRevansIcon...16-01-2019 @ 17:29 
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slimsim said:
Nope, you're not reading lines 2-3 of my post. A drug addict probably thinks you're missing out by not taking crack. Does that make you any more inclined to try it?


whats the most weird sexual thing you've done?
slimsimIcon...16-01-2019 @ 17:31 
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JackRevans said:
whats the most weird sexual thing you've done?


Thought about YOU
JackRevansIcon...16-01-2019 @ 17:33 
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slimsim said:
Thought about YOU


was your fantasy set in the sundries aisle of a local Budgens?
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...16-01-2019 @ 20:53 
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JackRevans said:
Have you ever had a woman do things to your angus?


I love the phrase "do things" in this context.
The_Lone_WolfIcon...17-01-2019 @ 08:28 
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JackRevans said:
Have you ever had a woman do things to your angus?


Yes.

Something I was against for many years, like most men it was a zone that never needed any research.

However, one day I was getting my mushroom cap sucked, and she worked down to my satchel which I've always enjoyed... And then before I could say "what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?" she was licking my balloon knot and I was enjoying life tremendously.
JackRevansIcon...17-01-2019 @ 10:24 
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Post Edited: 17.01.2019 @ 10:24 AM by JackRevans
The_Lone_Wolf said:
Yes.
Something I was against for many years, like most men it was a zone that never needed any research.
However, one day I was getting my mushroom cap sucked, and she worked down to my satchel which I've always enjoyed... And then before I could say "what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?" she was licking my balloon knot and I was enjoying life tremendously.


I found that the rimming bit feels pretty weird. Some women love doing it though

Incidentally, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
The_Lone_WolfIcon...17-01-2019 @ 10:55 
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JackRevans said:
I found that the rimming bit feels pretty weird. Some women love doing it though
Incidentally, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?


Indeed, some women will do lick away with complete gay abandon, while some will not even go near the mushroom cap with their mouths, let alone my angus burger... Luck of the dirt draw!

I actually have no real feelings towards Norwich as I've never been, but I do recall watching John Wilson pike fishing on the Norfolk Broads once and thought, I'd like to do that.
JackRevansIcon...17-01-2019 @ 10:57 
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The_Lone_Wolf said:
Indeed, some women will do lick away with complete gay abandon, while some will not even go near the mushroom cap with their mouths, let alone my angus burger... Luck of the dirt draw!
I actually have no real feelings towards Norwich as I've never been, but I do recall watching John Wilson pike fishing on the Norfolk Broads once and thought, I'd like to do that.


I once rented a poverty house boat on the Norfolk Broads. It was very fun,
I might do it again some time.
ChrisMcCarthyIcon...17-01-2019 @ 12:00 
Lost his pen, then found his pen. #phew
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slimsim said:
Nope, you're not reading lines 2-3 of my post. A drug addict probably thinks you're missing out by not taking crack. Does that make you any more inclined to try it?


One of the (relatively rare) sensible things Russell Brand has ever said is that the doing of drugs is actually f**king Awesome, it's the rest of it that is the unsurmountable Problem...seems like having your Anus Probed lacks most of the potential downsides...
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...17-01-2019 @ 13:27 
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If you felt that your angus might not be totally clean would you stop the lady from venturing there?
ChrisMcCarthyIcon...17-01-2019 @ 14:20 
Lost his pen, then found his pen. #phew
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:If you felt that your angus might not be totally clean would you stop the lady from venturing there?


Depends on the Lady.
JackRevansIcon...17-01-2019 @ 14:36 
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Wayne_Cowdrey said:If you felt that your angus might not be totally clean would you stop the lady from venturing there?


If im going to be rodgering I will have had a shower
PikefingersIcon...17-01-2019 @ 17:10 
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The_Lone_Wolf said:
Indeed, some women will do lick away with complete gay abandon, while some will not even go near the mushroom cap with their mouths, let alone my angus burger... Luck of the dirt draw!
I actually have no real feelings towards Norwich as I've never been, but I do recall watching John Wilson pike fishing on the Norfolk Broads once and thought, I'd like to do that.


Going pike fishing on the broads in a few weeks time.

As it will be an all male group, this (for me) means that some of the activities suggested here will be out of the question.

RIP John Wilson.
JackRevansIcon...17-01-2019 @ 17:13 
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Pikefingers said:
Going pike fishing on the broads in a few weeks time.
As it will be an all male group, this (for me) means that some of the activities suggested here will be out of the question.
RIP John Wilson.


sounds like it will be the only option
The_Lone_WolfIcon...18-01-2019 @ 08:34 
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Pikefingers said:
Going pike fishing on the broads in a few weeks time.
As it will be an all male group, this (for me) means that some of the activities suggested here will be out of the question.
RIP John Wilson.


Here he is...

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