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| scruffmcbuff |  | ... | 01-04-2017 @ 18:04 |
Lovely ass Congrats. Member 5958, 2315 posts SQ 280, BP 170, DL 300750.0 kgs @ 138kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said: Still no snake. Spent 3 hours collecting massive snails. About 25kg. STILL no snake. You make me feel so lazy. I dont even carry the shopping. Internet shopping lol | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 01-04-2017 @ 19:04 |
 403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | scruffmcbuff said: Funky_monkey said: Still no snake. Spent 3 hours collecting massive snails. About 25kg. STILL no snake. You make me feel so lazy. I dont even carry the shopping. Internet shopping lol The back of the gym is 5 metres away from the edge of a barely climable mountain side. 10m drop, 30m walk, 10m drop. I go for a walk 5 or 6 days a week, sometimes twice a day. Nowt else to do. | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 03-04-2017 @ 22:44 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Snails (escargot if you want to be posh), celery, tomatoes, broad beans, bread, olives. Had to pay for the damn tomatoes though. Went into the woods to see if there were any mushrooms as it rained yesterday and the day before. Didn't take a big stick, damn snake was there in the exact same spot and f**ked off in the ten seconds I took to run off and grab a big stick. | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 04-04-2017 @ 16:08 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Turkish pizza (lahmacun) x 3. Thinnest, creepiest base, topped with minced lamb, onion, parsley, tomato puree, black pepper and chilli flakes. Had a halloumi and tomato toastie (in pitta bread) and half a pint of VERY fresh sheep's milk whilst waiting for the aforementioned pizzas to cook. Might go out for a coffee (old man coffee tavern) but I will most likely sleep instead now. | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 05-04-2017 @ 19:44 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Woke up this morning with a sore throat and thought I'd been snoring. Massive headache and temperature now so making soup with chicken, lemon, potatoes, celery, onion, garlic and chicken stock. Will have honey and lemon later but i had a bad experience with honey last time. Just because you have an abundant supply doesn't mean you should eat the equivalent of half a jar in one sitting. | ||
| scruffmcbuff | | ... | 05-04-2017 @ 22:10 |
Lovely ass Congrats. Member 5958, 2315 posts SQ 280, BP 170, DL 300750.0 kgs @ 138kgs UnEq | Funky, I am enjoying your posts on this thread. A toastie in a pitta sounds good. Good enough for me to get out of bed and go get the neccesary items to make one. | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 06-04-2017 @ 07:39 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Borderline overdose on honey last night. 5 tablespoons and I managed to put the spoon away. | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 06-04-2017 @ 21:50 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Had a massive surplus of wood, all with nails in them. 22 degrees today, but filed the fireplace and had it roaring all night. Wrapped potatoes in foil, threw them in one corner for two hours. Early evening - stuffed vine leaves. Late evening - a f**king peasant's dinner. A potato. Still tasted awesome. I need to plant potatoes! | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf |  | ... | 07-04-2017 @ 09:47 |
 I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2997 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | Funky_monkey said:Had a massive surplus of wood, all with nails in them. 22 degrees today, but filed the fireplace and had it roaring all night. Wrapped potatoes in foil, threw them in one corner for two hours. Early evening - stuffed vine leaves. Late evening - a f**king peasant's dinner. A potato. Still tasted awesome. I need to plant potatoes! Spuds are great. How will you cook the snake when you nail it? Also, what type of snake is it? | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 07-04-2017 @ 15:02 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | I haven't been down to the woods/scrub/brush/wilderness/whatever for a week now. I won't be going for the next two weeks either. Giant whip snake, or blunt nosed viper. I don't fancy my chances with the latter, but I'd probably go with meatballs as the meat needs to be removed with a fork. I reckon burgers will be better - more meat so you know what the animal tastes like. | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 08-04-2017 @ 15:11 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Lamb ribs with honey, soy, garlic, chilli. Leftover jacket potato. Salad with tomato, cucumber, mint, halloumi, olive oil. Many many oranges. | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 14-04-2017 @ 21:00 |
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | Rabbit stew for very late lunch (4:30). Loads of oranges after. Rice with tomatoes quick snack just now (10:30) Probably have some more oranges in a minute, then tea and biscuits. | ||
| fctilidie | | ... | 14-04-2017 @ 21:16 |
Grandad Goatse Member 2494, 5035 posts SQ 120, BP 110, DL 125355.0 kgs @ 67kgs UnEq | I was a fat f**k today, I had jumbo fish and chips, an ice cream and an easter egg | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf | | ... | 15-04-2017 @ 08:06 |
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2997 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | A long drive home from Pembrokeshire yesterday resulted in a drive thru dinner... 4 x double cheeseburgers 1 x large big tasty with bacon meal 1 x large 5 chicken selects meal with chocolate milkshake | ||
| CAJ | | ... | 15-04-2017 @ 16:06 |
 I recommend the track - Slut Machine Member 6043, 955 posts SQ 350, BP 195, DL 350895.0 kgs @ 150kgs UnEq | The_Lone_Wolf said:A long drive home from Pembrokeshire yesterday resulted in a drive thru dinner... 4 x double cheeseburgers 1 x large big tasty with bacon meal 1 x large 5 chicken selects meal with chocolate milkshake That's quite some going! I'll assume you had BBQ sauce with the selects? For me its a sweet chili and a sour cream with a good dunk in each. | ||
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