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yiannis		Ghost poo	05-07-2017 @ 06:39
'Laurel' Member 4532, 489 posts SQ 260, BP 175, DL 270 705.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	This morning I had what i call a ghost poo! The poo felt clean and quite big but when i went to admire my work it had vanished. To be frank i was very demoralised as i was hoping for some sort of PB as it felt like it could be. Some sort of dark magic i suppose!

chubbman		...	05-07-2017 @ 07:53
Another 'hardcore gym'. Yay. Member 4858, 88 posts SQ 120, BP 75, DL 165 360.0 kgs @ 106kgs UnEq	Was it a one wiper? We need to know.

yiannis		...	05-07-2017 @ 07:54
'Laurel' Member 4532, 489 posts SQ 260, BP 175, DL 270 705.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	chubbman said:Was it a one wiper? We need to know. yes it was sir! It was as clean as a nuns flower!

The_Lone_Wolf		...	05-07-2017 @ 08:23
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 3014 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275 650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	The phenomenon of the one drop is universal. In my vast poop experience, the turd in question does tend to leave the ring piece with such velocity, that they often use anal squeeze momentum to travel through the water canopy and straight up the u-bend like heat seeking scud missile. The elusive mystery of the ghost poo, or in some areas of the world, the phantom poop, tends to leave the owner baffled and often curious as to what might have been... One of the great mysteries of life.

yiannis		...	05-07-2017 @ 08:31
'Laurel' Member 4532, 489 posts SQ 260, BP 175, DL 270 705.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	The_Lone_Wolf said:The phenomenon of the one drop is universal. In my vast poop experience, the turd in question does tend to leave the ring piece with such velocity, that they often use anal squeeze momentum to travel through the water canopy and straight up the u-bend like heat seeking scud missile. The elusive mystery of the ghost poo, or in some areas of the world, the phantom poop, tends to leave the owner baffled and often curious as to what might have been... One of the great mysteries of life. Baffled is the best word to describe this mystery! I have before indeed questioned have i actually had a poo or was it just a fart, none the less i have always wiped just to be safe!

The_Lone_Wolf		...	05-07-2017 @ 09:05
I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 3014 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275 650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	yiannis said: Baffled is the best word to describe this mystery! I have before indeed questioned have i actually had a poo or was it just a fart, none the less i have always wiped just to be safe! Wisdom always wipes. Bette to be clean and baffled, then baffled and smudged.

unit94		...	05-07-2017 @ 11:49
what is everyone's fran time? Member 3986, 10452 posts SQ 340, BP 200, DL 400 940.0 kgs @ 129kgs Eq	The_Lone_Wolf said: Wisdom always wipes. Bette to be clean and baffled, then baffled and smudged. Oh my god this got me

yiannis		...	05-07-2017 @ 11:51
'Laurel' Member 4532, 489 posts SQ 260, BP 175, DL 270 705.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	The_Lone_Wolf said: Wisdom always wipes. Bette to be clean and baffled, then baffled and smudged. well said

Wiegieboard		...	05-07-2017 @ 13:32
as crimson as my last victims underclothing..... Member 899, 11371 posts SQ 180, BP 132.5, DL 190 502.5 kgs @ 118kgs UnEq	The_Lone_Wolf said: Wisdom always wipes. Bette to be clean and baffled, then baffled and smudged. Very wise!

scruffmcbuff		...	05-07-2017 @ 14:10
Lovely ass Congrats. Member 5958, 2315 posts SQ 280, BP 170, DL 300 750.0 kgs @ 138kgs UnEq	My s**t comes out like fromage frai.

chubbman		...	05-07-2017 @ 16:22
Another 'hardcore gym'. Yay. Member 4858, 88 posts SQ 120, BP 75, DL 165 360.0 kgs @ 106kgs UnEq	yiannis said: yes it was sir! It was as clean as a nuns flower! Nice! They're the best

yiannis		...	05-07-2017 @ 19:29
'Laurel' Member 4532, 489 posts SQ 260, BP 175, DL 270 705.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq	chubbman said: Nice! They're the best Very true but I only seem to have them once in a blue moon

JamieG		...	05-07-2017 @ 19:51
Tom's CNS is better than steroids Member 2886, 2973 posts SQ 190, BP 122.5, DL 210 522.5 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq	I've been taking Psyllium Husk capsules daily and OH MY GOD... the bi-annually illustrious one wipe poo has become a standard expectation. Would recommend purely for better pooing.

CAJ		...	05-07-2017 @ 20:57
I recommend the track - Slut Machine Member 6043, 957 posts SQ 350, BP 195, DL 350 895.0 kgs @ 150kgs UnEq	JamieG said:I've been taking Psyllium Husk capsules daily and OH MY GOD... the bi-annually illustrious one wipe poo has become a standard expectation. Would recommend purely for better pooing. +1 the stuff is amazing. As long as you keep having it everyday it's practically guaranteed all you'll ever need is that one precautionary wipe.

AMH_Power		...	07-07-2017 @ 08:16
we ride at dawn Member 4363, 1442 posts SQ 310, BP 250, DL 320 880.0 kgs @ 104kgs UnEq	When the poo scissors are on point and toilet roll is not required.

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