Turner says...
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nico said:
Right, I've read this line a fair few times and I've absolutely no idea what it is all about??? It's been a while since we had another Turner gem. great stuff.
little_a said:
ST - "Yaffort be. Won be raart if tha want"
I've missed this.
ST - "Yaffort be. Won be raart if tha want"
I've missed this.
Right, I've read this line a fair few times and I've absolutely no idea what it is all about??? It's been a while since we had another Turner gem. great stuff.
"Yaffort be. Won be raart if tha want"
"You have to be. You wouldnt be right if you weren't"
little_a said:You train at Adders Nico mate, you learn to speak 'Turner'... fluently
Cheers Jeff and Andy. I'll book my holidays now
PeteHodgson said:ha ha ha ha
How old is Turner? What does he do? Can someone make a tv programme about him please?
How old is Turner? What does he do? Can someone make a tv programme about him please?
Turner is mid 40's
He watches porn
Not sure Tv is ready for him!!! But I will attempt to get him on video addressing the nation (or at least Sugden) for a Youtube Special!!!!
Fatpete said:Last night Handsome Fred tried his "what's pink and fluffy" joke (Pink fluff by the way)
He asked Turner
HF - what's pink and fluffy
Turner - blank look
HF - what's pink and fluffy
Turner - even blanker look
HF - come on Steve, what's pink and fluffy
Turner - Ped's head
HF - That's one answer I didn't expect
FP (to turner) You c**t!
Turner - grinning dementedly - "Yar, c**t"
He asked Turner
HF - what's pink and fluffy
Turner - blank look
HF - what's pink and fluffy
Turner - even blanker look
HF - come on Steve, what's pink and fluffy
Turner - Ped's head
HF - That's one answer I didn't expect
FP (to turner) You c**t!
Turner - grinning dementedly - "Yar, c**t"
I just reread the whole thread and almost choked to death laughing at this.
MrSmall07/04/10 @ 13:34
AL - "Got that thing for me Ste?"
ST - 'Ya know that lad comes in wi big Phil? Quite a big lad. Bigger than me'
AL - "Bigger than Phil?"
ST - 'No. Yooor saaarze'
AL - "No. Dont know him"
ST - 'Am doin a swap wi yim'
AL - "OK. Have you got any porn for me Ste?"
ST - '6 weeks. Look, av lost me gut. Look good dun a?'
AL - "You cant get me any porn for 6 weeks"
ST - 'Lancs and Cheshire. Am liftin'
AL - "Good man. You looking forward to it?"
ST - 'Av got 2 disks. Peds got one an you con av one too.'
AL - "Thanks Ste. Any tits in it?"
ST - 'Stop beyin cheeky. Rum f**ker you'
I really have missed him.
ST - 'Ya know that lad comes in wi big Phil? Quite a big lad. Bigger than me'
AL - "Bigger than Phil?"
ST - 'No. Yooor saaarze'
AL - "No. Dont know him"
ST - 'Am doin a swap wi yim'
AL - "OK. Have you got any porn for me Ste?"
ST - '6 weeks. Look, av lost me gut. Look good dun a?'
AL - "You cant get me any porn for 6 weeks"
ST - 'Lancs and Cheshire. Am liftin'
AL - "Good man. You looking forward to it?"
ST - 'Av got 2 disks. Peds got one an you con av one too.'
AL - "Thanks Ste. Any tits in it?"
ST - 'Stop beyin cheeky. Rum f**ker you'
I really have missed him.
little_a said:Last weekend I struggled to breath...
http://www.sugdenbarbell.co.uk/uploads/1176806840.jpg
http://www.sugdenbarbell.co.uk/uploads/1176806840.jpg
This is one of the funniest pictures i have seen in a while, helped all the more by the fact i have met the man himself ! Really makes me laugh how impatient Alan gets with him sometimes.
But seeing this, you remember why !
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