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Post Edited: 24.06.2010 @ 08:52 AM by Thing
little_a said:Dont know if it should go in here but as we dont have a 'Rick says'...
Turner lays down for a bench and his eyesight being what it is he's feeling his way for his grip and Rick says "That isn't legal Ste. You need to get your fingers inside your ring"
I laughed on the inside
Turner lays down for a bench and his eyesight being what it is he's feeling his way for his grip and Rick says "That isn't legal Ste. You need to get your fingers inside your ring"
I laughed on the inside
no wonder i'm PMSL, i can only imagine what's legal in Ricks Mind
Turner: Ive got a new camera
Little a: oh right whats it like tell us about it
Turner: well its got a square for your head
Little a: a square for your head??
Turner: yeah you know that square
Little a: oh right yeah whats it like?
Turner: its got 12
Little a: 12?
Myself: megapixels i think he means
Turner: yarr 12 million megapixels
Myself: 12 million pixels.
Little a: oh right whats it like tell us about it
Turner: well its got a square for your head
Little a: a square for your head??
Turner: yeah you know that square
Little a: oh right yeah whats it like?
Turner: its got 12
Little a: 12?
Myself: megapixels i think he means
Turner: yarr 12 million megapixels
Myself: 12 million pixels.
aaron_lohan said:Turner: Ive got a new camera
Little a: oh right whats it like tell us about it
Turner: well its got a square for your head
Little a: a square for your head??
Turner: yeah you know that square
Little a: oh right yeah whats it like?
Turner: its got 12
Little a: 12?
Myself: megapixels i think he means
Turner: yarr 12 million megapixels
Myself: 12 million pixels.
Little a: oh right whats it like tell us about it
Turner: well its got a square for your head
Little a: a square for your head??
Turner: yeah you know that square
Little a: oh right yeah whats it like?
Turner: its got 12
Little a: 12?
Myself: megapixels i think he means
Turner: yarr 12 million megapixels
Myself: 12 million pixels.
Did you really HAVE to correct him? If it came down to letting him think his camera had 12,000,000,000,000 pixels, or explaining to him exactly why it didn't (probably over and over again every time the camera came out?) I know which option I'd choose...
You don't correct Turner. He thinks what he thinks at any given moment and it can all change in a heartbeat. For example if you ask him who weight he has just lifted in the gym, he almost never knows. But come the following session two days later he can tell you that he did 160 for 5 or whatever. Ask him about any of the preceeding sets though and he won't even know that there were any.
Turner "Did you see me on telly?"
Me "You've been on telly Ste?"
Turner "No. Martin Flett"
Me "You just said you were on telly"
Turner "No. Martin Flett"
Me "Yeah I saw him. Did well didn't he?"
Turner "Yarr. He meet lend me some money nahh. Do you know Wigan?"
Me "Not really Ste"
Turner "We went forra meal at this restaurant in Wigan"
Me "Nice one. Was it OK?"
Turner "Yarr. Near't Bricklayers arms"
Me "I dont know that Ste"
Turner "You know where't torletts are in Wigan centre?"
Me (crying) "f**k off Ste you rum f**ker"
Turner "Yaffort be"
Me "You've been on telly Ste?"
Turner "No. Martin Flett"
Me "You just said you were on telly"
Turner "No. Martin Flett"
Me "Yeah I saw him. Did well didn't he?"
Turner "Yarr. He meet lend me some money nahh. Do you know Wigan?"
Me "Not really Ste"
Turner "We went forra meal at this restaurant in Wigan"
Me "Nice one. Was it OK?"
Turner "Yarr. Near't Bricklayers arms"
Me "I dont know that Ste"
Turner "You know where't torletts are in Wigan centre?"
Me (crying) "f**k off Ste you rum f**ker"
Turner "Yaffort be"
Post Edited: 19.01.2011 @ 20:27 PM by tz1127
Not being mean or anything... sounds like he has some mental issues. If thats the case it really is not something that should be looked at as "humourous". MrSmall19/01/11 @ 20:28
tz1127 said:Not being mean or anything... sounds like he has some mental issues. If thats the case it really is not something that should be looked at as "humourous".
You do not belong in this thread!
tz1127 said:Not being mean or anything... sounds like he has some mental issues. If thats the case it really is not something that should be looked at as "humourous".
i think most of the people who have met Steve are laughing with him rather than at him.
tz1127 said:Not being mean or anything... sounds like he has some mental issues. If thats the case it really is not something that should be looked at as "humourous".
this opinion is from someone who has mental issues. The thread starts saying he asked for the thread to be started to spread his words of wisdom!
Jackcarter said:
this opinion is from someone who has mental issues.
this opinion is from someone who has mental issues.
lol. Please kindly go conjugate yourself.
likesadeadkf19/01/11 @ 20:47
Hahaha! Just read the entire thread. This guy sounds hilarious! The picture below kept me laughing for about a minute each time i saw it.
I also know EXACTLY who you are talking about. I remember asking if he had many more sets to do on bench to which angrily muttered back "yes!" and looked at me as if id done something to offend him and then walked away. Very strange guy!!
thosebananas said:The guy that answers everything in a aggressive manner. makes absolutely no sense some times.
I also know EXACTLY who you are talking about. I remember asking if he had many more sets to do on bench to which angrily muttered back "yes!" and looked at me as if id done something to offend him and then walked away. Very strange guy!!
tz1127 said:Not being mean or anything... sounds like he has some mental issues. If thats the case it really is not something that should be looked at as "humourous".
Ste is officially mad as a badger, and is held in very high regard by everyone at Adlington. This thread is a tribute to him as he is a one in a million bloke.
He is also like a dog with two dicks when you tell him about this thread, he loves the attention.
I had a conversation with him the other day and for the love of god i couldnt tell you a word of what he said, sometimes he just talks in broken bottles, but always finishes with a Yah, and a laugh and walks off leaving you feeling better for talking with him
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