Turner says...

Had the pleasure of sharing a platform with Ste the other week while he was deadlifting:

Ste: What's on this bar Jeff, 170

Me: No Ste, it's 110

Ste: 170?

Me: No 110

Ste: poonds, kilors?? 170 Yaar, hmmmph, Yaar

He puts a 10 on each end

Ste: How about now?

Me: Thats 130 Ste

Ste: Yaaar, 130, that's what a wanted, five!!!


??????

He is a legend!!!!

Just read some of this thread for the first time. Sounds like a right character. Is he a pirate?

No but hes related to the sea captain off simpsons Yarr:

Tonight, after squats, stripping the bar, taking my suit off and packing my bag, Truner approached ...

"going up ?"

"no, i think ill leave it at that tonight"

i turned to pete, rick and big phil... but they were all distracted by ricks bench pressing. So in my opinion, they missed a turner gem.

Turner loomed large today

"it wouldn't have fit you" said he
"what wouldn't?"
"leather jacket"
"which leather jacket?"
"I gave it to Andy"
"which jacket?"
"it fits him just reet"
"which jacket?"
Thy't too big"
"which jacket Steve?"
"Alan's got one too"
"a jacket?"
It wouldn't have fit you"

I had a similar conversation:

Yaar i give one to Andy

What Ste

Jacket

Oh yeah

Yaar, had one fur you too but Alan said that looks good

Ah well never mind Ste

It were just like this one, but bigger

Never mind mate, not really my style

It's leather!

Yeah I know mate, but not my sort of thing

Leather yaaar!

Yeah I know

It were leather

Yeah leather

You dont like?

Not really my cup of tea mate

Leather!

Yes

Leather, yar they were me dads. Do you not like it

It's very nice Ste but not my style

Leather

Yes

Yar i benched ok, shirt was a bit loose leek, I weigh 75 yar

I think I'd like to meet Mr Turner. That's meet and not MEAT!

ha ha ha, these have gotta be exagerated somewhat. hilarious!

no.

In fact we forget more than we remember.

During his occasional aggressive phases he'll just shout out "Shut up baldie". We're not even sure who he's talking to as there's no build up and he walks off giggling to himself straight after. Boring Mr Turner isnt

Nope. And we forget bits, and then there's the bits (lots) that we just can't understand the words.

for me that has always been over 90%.

Walked in tonight - "hiya lads"

Turner says - "Awreeet baldy"

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Some time later...
Big Phil - 'He's on his own Andy. His Ma's away for 2 weeks'
Me - 'Is that righ Ste?'
ST - "Yarr. Hers gone awaaaaeey. Am on me own."
Me - 'Where's she gone mate?'
ST - "In an apartment"
Me - 'Where?'
ST - "Dubart. Dubart. Dubart. Somethin laark that yarr"
Me - 'Dubai?'
ST - "Theyer yarr. Gamon staaake fo me tea"
Me - 'Rum un you Turner'
ST - "Yaffort be. Won be raart if tha want"

I've missed this.

Right, I've read this line a fair few times and I've absolutely no idea what it is all about??? It's been a while since we had another Turner gem. great stuff.