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AlexIcon...13-03-2008 @ 00:36 
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Joni said:
f**k, i couldnt stand there will be blood, boring subject, boring plot, boring folk, blah blah blah, i thought it was s**te!

I give it one bodybuilder, it was that s**t!


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EDCLARKEIcon...13-03-2008 @ 23:17 
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Joni said:
f**k, i couldnt stand there will be blood, boring subject, boring plot, boring folk, blah blah blah, i thought it was s**te!

I give it one bodybuilder, it was that s**t!

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got to say I'm with Joni on this one just sat through the first 2 hours of this could'nt take anymore
what a load of s**te, nothing happens, the only vaguely good bit is when he beats up that annoying little f**ker who pretends to be a priest.
RobIcon...18-03-2008 @ 19:34 
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s**t, nearly on page 2!! Come on folks!!

I bought Beowulf on DVD today. It probably is going to be utter s**t, but the girlfriend bluntly refused to go watch it at the cinema with me, so this is my evil way of revenge, she can't refuse to watch it now I've bought it. Will report back later.

Rick, don't tell me you haven't watched like 20 films since we started this thread. The world is waiting for your words of wisdom. Lets have a review, you're on holiday!!!
BoarIcon...18-03-2008 @ 19:49 
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Blood Diamond

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liam hardo de caprio and the bloke from 'give us free'

This is showing on sky movies at the moment and its f**king ace !!

very good acting from the fellas and the birds do ok to.

i recommend it:

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Saw 4

Utter s**te!
RickIcon...18-03-2008 @ 21:10 
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Rob said:

Rick, don't tell me you haven't watched like 20 films since we started this thread. The world is waiting for your words of wisdom. Lets have a review, you're on holiday!!!


Actually mate I've hardly been to anything recently. After a brilliant patch we're into the post-Oscar lull with a vengeance now. I am going to see a couple on Thursday though.
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Beowulf

This won't be a lot of peoples cup of tea - despite having high profile stars such as Angelina Jolie and Sir Anthony Hopkins, the film is animated. However, it is some of the most realistic animation I've seen with some great detail.

The film itself was solid, with plenty of sword action and fighting. I love medieval type battle films as this one didn't disappoint - there was plenty of blood and guts, although not quite on a par with Rambo.

The ending was a little obvious, but I like that. A good simple film to just enjoy, something there aren't enough of these days.

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CuddlesIcon...19-03-2008 @ 08:33 
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I havent been to the cinema in bloody ages.

Boar, Blood Diamond is good although it could have been a lot better imo. I guess it didnt help that I know people that live in Sierra Leone so I got to hear their criticisms/annoyances too.
AlexIcon...20-03-2008 @ 12:00 
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Post Edited: 26.03.2008 @ 16:55 PM by Boar
Meet The Spartans

Not even comically unfunny parody of '300'. Absolutely dire.

5 tubs of Nitrotech Hardcore out of 5.

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Post Edited: 26.03.2008 @ 16:53 PM by Boar
Happy Gilmore

One of my favorite movies. Some bad tempered hockey player get into golf in order to save his grandmother's house. There's this Alan Sandler guy i didnt like that much at first but he's doing great, some real funny quotes in there. Plus you get to see Apollo Creed. You need to understand that what makes me laugh would make an 8 years old laugh.

I give it a 5/5 well deserved

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MattGriffIcon...26-03-2008 @ 16:54 
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Post Edited: 26.03.2008 @ 16:58 PM by Boar
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This needs to be a two part review. if a mod will add the pics would be appriciated.

The Film - Total f**king waste of life s**t wank cocksucking pile of bum fluff covered spewtum floating int he septic tank of life - 5 Bodybuilder rating!

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The One Liners/Arnie Quotes - Some absolute classics in this film! Pure Arnie talk genius just for childishness and fun - 4/5 powerbellies

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little_aIcon...27-03-2008 @ 11:46 
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'EARTH' PG 95 minutes. A stunning cinematic experience that combines rare action, unimaginable scale, impossible locations and intimate moments from the lives of our planets best loved, wildest and most elusive creatures.

Thoroughly enjoyed this, and found the anti copy write protection only mildly detracted from my entertainment. Could a mod please put me down a pic for 5 copied disk's out of 5. (in envelopes in the gymWink)
little_aIcon...27-03-2008 @ 11:55 
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Post Edited: 27.03.2008 @ 17:59 PM by Boar
Eastern Promise - Think this was a good film. Will have to watch again when I've no weed in the house. Either way, Naomi Watts riding round on an old Russian motorbike in jeans and riding boots. It could of possibly been about Russian mafia in London. Not sure, but Naomi looked great.

pic of 5 tight jeaned arses out of 5 please modsGrin

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Entrapment - Sean Connary, Catherine Zeta Jones. This was on the telly when Eastern promise finished and to be honest I didnt have a clue what it was about. I did see our Cat doing some kind of martial arts katta(sp?) in a tight black erm black suit type thing, with lasers and s**t, and I think they went to Kuala Lumpa at some point but couldnt swear to it.

pic of 4 black tight suited Cat arses out of 5, and 5 stoned weightlifters out of 5

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JCIcon...27-03-2008 @ 12:18 
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MattGriff said:
The One Liners/Arnie Quotes - Some absolute classics in this film! Pure Arnie talk genius just for childishness and fun - 4/5 powerbellies

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Coorectamundo. Some of the all time best quoutes in this film. The Greeen Beret one is probably my fave Grin

Cooke: You scared, motherf**ker? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass!
Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!
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Matrix: Don't break radio silence until they see me.
Cindy: How will I know?
Matrix: Because all f**king hell is going to break loose.
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Matrix: Come on, Bennett, throw away that chicken-s**t gun. You don't just want to pull a trigger. Put the knife in me and look me in the eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it.
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Diaz: Mellow out man. We can't talk business with you waving guns in people's faces. Your daughter is safe, Colonel. Now whether she stays that way is up to you. My people, they got some business with you. And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
Matrix: Wrong!
[shoots Diaz between the eyes]
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Arius: Now that I have you, you will do exactly as I tell you.
Matrix: f**k you.
AndyHIcon...27-03-2008 @ 14:52 
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Groundhog Day

Somehow I ended up watching this again, one of my all time favourite films. Makes you laugh, cry, think and most of all electrocute a groundhog whilst it drives a pickup truck over a cliff during a schitzoid breakdown thinking you are god in a cowboy suit who can ice sculpt.

A definite 5

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