Ricks Film Review Thread
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| just_t |  | ... | 13-05-2008 @ 15:25 |
 Mr.Fit Member 164, 5028 posts SQ 170, BP 135, DL 230535.0 kgs @ 84kgs UnEq | golly golly gosh your right matt! he is the man of your dreams, i bet you wish he wore your singlet and soiled it so you could have a jolly good sniffy! | ||
| MattGriff | | ... | 14-05-2008 @ 09:34 |
 Member 194, 3976 posts | just_t said: golly golly gosh your right matt! he is the man of your dreams, i bet you wish he wore your singlet and soiled it so you could have a jolly good sniffy! I already have a man of my dreams, and it involves the ability to efficiently and at a reasonable price supply me with 4 star, HGH and other things. Oh and that guy in the mirror too. I have a fear of any 'powerlifter' however who tries to pull a most muscular pose in his back room, probably with his mum taking the pic, its just not hardcore and as such not my style lol (you do look good though sweetie) | ||
| little_a | | Rocco conquers StPetersburg | 14-05-2008 @ 11:58 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Unless all the rooms in former soviet states wear EXACTLY the same this is the same room the Russian Teen Adventure was filmed in which was like a walk down memory lane. The acting is realistic although the plot predictable. Highlight was the scene with the piano player who doesnt miss a note of Moonlight sonata whilst kneeling on the stool, at least until she takes a meatload of red army shlong up the ricker. After that it's more of a musical rendition of 'Love hurts'. Not bad but I'll have to keep looking. 4 wanking pervs out of 5. | ||
| Icepick | | ... | 15-05-2008 @ 16:15 |
 still a cock Member 55, 1213 posts SQ 50, BP 25, DL 55130.0 kgs @ 0.1kgs UnEq | I will dammed to follow the reviews in this thread again, downloaded Hitman and 10000 BC, both were utterly s**te   I have the rocco film on the go though, hope that is better  | ||
| little_a | | ... | 15-05-2008 @ 16:41 |
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | Icepick said: I have the rocco film on the go though, hope that is better Stick with me Ice. I'll keep an eye out for you mate  | ||
| mishima | | ... | 22-06-2008 @ 10:34 |
 pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | Couple of films i've seen that i find really good. 1. Be kind rewind. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799934/ With jack black and mosdef. Two guys run a poor vhs rent shop, jack black plays a nutter like you've never seen, stupidly funny. He gets "magnetized" and erase all vids. Poor sods intend to "swede" the lost films and make new ones by themselves, same scenario but with zero budget. Crazy funny! 2.Juno. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467406/ A beautiful smart, funny and cocky 16yo young woman gets pregnent and is willing to give her child away to another couple. Superbly shot, awesome soundtrack, no gay sentimental yank s**t, but refreshing and outstanding. Shouldnt be frown upon, deserves a watch no doubt. 3.Sukiyaki Western Django http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0906665/ Spaghetti Western/chambara, à la sergio leone but japanese, english spoken. A really good movie for those into that tarentino like westerns, with swords and blood, shot in 2007 so good visual effects. One good vengeance movie! | ||
| Rick | | ... | 22-06-2008 @ 11:24 |
 I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10035 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | Juno's a brilliant film, one of the best of the last year without doubt. I thought BKR was ok too, but it's not a classic imo. Dunno the other one. | ||
| Titch | | ... | 22-06-2008 @ 11:29 |
 One Sexy MoFo Member 101, 2470 posts | Juno was ok, watchable enough. She was not beautiful though Mish! | ||
| mishima | | ... | 22-06-2008 @ 14:15 |
pink french superstar beard Member 26, 4030 posts SQ 190, BP 0, DL 205395.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | That's it, you had it coming! Ban his arse, Rick! | ||
| Alex | | ... | 22-06-2008 @ 14:41 |
 Picca Boo Member 16, 1204 posts SQ 140, BP 130, DL 200470.0 kgs @ 77kgs UnEq | Yep, Page is hot, even if she does look like a young boy. | ||
| Boar | | ... | 22-06-2008 @ 14:51 |
 Nothing left in the tank. Member 5, 25563 posts Administrator | Alex said: Yep, Page is hot, even if she does look like a young boy. i think were getting the gist why rick n mish like it so much , and you alex !! must have a look myself | ||
| Rick | | ... | 22-06-2008 @ 18:07 |
I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10035 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | She's a pretty girl, and an *excellent* actress, but she's way too young-looking for my comfort zone, tbh (even if she is 21). If you haven't seen Hard Candy, you should do so because (a) it's awesome and (b) it will cure you of fancying her for a while  . | ||
| Alex | | ... | 22-06-2008 @ 18:48 |
Picca Boo Member 16, 1204 posts SQ 140, BP 130, DL 200470.0 kgs @ 77kgs UnEq | Post Edited: 22.06.2008 @ 21:04 PM by Alex Some recent watchesIn Bruges Black comedy with Colin Farrel and something Gleeson (Mad-eye moody from Harry Potter), good dialogue and acting, although Farrel's overuse of facial expressions makes him look like a retard. Some genuinely funny moments among lots of nihilism. The Lookout The guy from 'Third Rock from the Sun' gets to bone Isla Fisher (hope Borat isn't too pissed), he has a memory problem after an accident and lives with a blind Jeff Daniels, seems a nice lad but gets roped into a bank robbery and things turn a bit s**t. Better than I expected, and better than most 'bank job' related films. Alpha Dog This is about some real-life events re: drug baron's son Jesse James Hollywood and the kidnapping of some guy's brother. Don't look it up first or else it'll spoil the film. I'm not sure how true to the finer points of the events the film is, but I don't think it matters. It's a very powerful film that sneakily gets very disturbing building to it's climax. It has Justin Timberlake in it, but don't let that put you off. Oh, and Doomsday was a pile of s**t, just completely absurd, agree with T. | ||
| Rick | | ... | 22-06-2008 @ 20:11 |
I am a bench-only guy Member 3, 10035 posts SQ 185, BP 175, DL 235595.0 kgs @ 140kgs UnEq Administrator | In Bruges was s**t funny. Doomsday - y'all need to work on that "suspension of disbelief" thing. It's SUPPOSED to be absurd ffs. | ||
| Alex | | ... | 22-06-2008 @ 21:04 |
Picca Boo Member 16, 1204 posts SQ 140, BP 130, DL 200470.0 kgs @ 77kgs UnEq | Films are supposed to suspend your disbelief via realistic dialogue and characters. Eden Sinclair was a totally unbelievable clichéd cold-as-ice badass. The bionic eye randomly put in didn't help either. Thus me finding it impossible to enjoy it. | ||
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