Canine masturbation
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| PorkPie |  | Canine masturbation | 29-04-2009 @ 08:57 |
 Do hugs, not drugs. Member 136, 712 posts SQ 380, BP 242.5, DL 330952.5 kgs @ 110kgs Eq | A few years ago I was talking to a bloke I knew who owned a short haired German Shepherd. He was complaining that his dog wouldn't settle at night and was keeping him and his girlfriend up on account of being driven mad by the b**ch dog next door who was on heat. Things were starting to deteriorate between him and his girlfriend, so to put a stop to it, he found it easiest to wank the dog off before he went to bed. I s**t you not! He told me very matter of factly actually. Now I'd put this story behind me until I was in a boozer in Swansea a few weeks ago, when walking back from the bar with the drinks in hand I passed a group of middle ages gentlemen, very respectable looking. Much to my surprise doggy masturbation was back in my life with the overheard remark, "If you wank off a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, you've got a friend for life." (Which would make a great car sticker too, if you think about it.) So now I'm left wondering if there is something more to this than I first thought? | ||
| Joni | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 08:59 |
 left the country satisfied Member 10, 19241 posts SQ 240, BP 150, DL 270660.0 kgs @ 107kgs UnEq | PorkPie said: So now I'm left wondering if there is something more to this than I first thought? aye. That the welsh are indeed a nation with their own distinct culture. | ||
| Boar | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 09:02 |
 Nothing left in the tank. Member 5, 25563 posts Administrator | "If you wank off a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, you've got a friend for life." LOL  I didnt think this goes on , but it makes sense , tony has two dogs that are particularly friendly , content and sleepy | ||
| WILLSAN | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 09:11 |
 Trump will get another four years Member 126, 16707 posts SQ 160, BP 110, DL 225495.0 kgs @ 75kgs UnEq | quote of the year lol. | ||
| shawn | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 09:18 |
aka. the skinny scouser Member 228, 1443 posts SQ 140, BP 140, DL 260540.0 kgs @ 109kgs UnEq | Know there's a feller who job is to wank off the Gray hound type of dogs. Lol | ||
| Thing | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 09:28 |
 a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | |||
| IainKendrick | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 10:06 |
 some nice relaxing jazz. Member 77, 12599 posts SQ 265, BP 165, DL 280710.0 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | Wow! On waking up today I had many plans. Non of them involved watching a dog have a wank! LMAO! | ||
| Thing | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 10:23 |
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | yip its the funniest thing i have seen i a good while | ||
| Lurkio | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 10:29 |
 as deep as his fat little body will allow Member 265, 4173 posts SQ 222.5, BP 142.5, DL 235600.0 kgs @ 108kgs UnEq | Thats funny as f**k! | ||
| ozzie | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 11:18 |
 in the RAF not black sabbath Member 595, 516 posts SQ 170, BP 132.5, DL 230532.5 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | a post of such a video brings to question your human integrity Thing lol why and how did u find that hahaha bloody funny tho | ||
| Thing | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 11:25 |
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | i actually had this sent to me by my work colleague who just before sending it fell of his chair laughing so hard | ||
| ozzie | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 18:09 |
in the RAF not black sabbath Member 595, 516 posts SQ 170, BP 132.5, DL 230532.5 kgs @ 93kgs UnEq | Thing said: i actually had this sent to me by my work colleague who just before sending it fell of his chair laughing so hard lol thats ok then | ||
| d_singh | | ... | 29-04-2009 @ 22:58 |
Gillette - The best a man can get Member 466, 1389 posts SQ 196, BP 120, DL 254570.0 kgs @ 74kgs UnEq | funniest thing ive seen in a long time | ||