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| little_a |  | Londoners | 20-12-2007 @ 10:37 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same Again!" After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in Disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs the Porsche owner. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Londoner looks down in horror ........"f**kING HELL !" he screams........ "Where's my Rolex ????" | ||
| Baz | | ... | 20-12-2007 @ 17:16 |
Weak training is still training. Member 63, 260 posts SQ 135, BP 110, DL 195440.0 kgs @ 78kgs UnEq | haha i like that one lots. | ||
| dr_hazbun | | ... | 09-04-2009 @ 01:17 |
tabbouleh and fattoush salads were very refreshing Member 267, 8548 posts SQ 220, BP 165, DL 250635.0 kgs @ 90kgs Eq | since bringing back old threads is now the done thing: hahahahaha | ||