Interviewers are on to you...
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| little_a |  | Interviewers are on to you... | 27-09-2007 @ 10:35 |
 still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14374 posts | What they say: I'm extremely adept at all manner of office organization. What they mean: I've used Microsoft Office. What they say: I'm Honest, hard-working, and dependable. What they mean: I pilfer office supplies. What they say: My pertinent work experience includes... What they mean: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had. What they say: I take pride in my work. What they mean: I blame others for my mistakes. What they say: I'm personable What they mean: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers. What they say: I'm adaptable What they mean: I've changed jobs a lot. What they say: I'm always on the go. What they mean: I'm never at my desk. What they say: I'm highly motivated to succeed What they mean: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here. | ||
| badboy007 | | ... | 27-09-2007 @ 11:08 |
Dirty little devil Member 138, 356 posts | 'I'm a good team worker' - I have no brains and cannot work on my own initiative 'I'm a hard worker' - I have to be, i'm thick 'I can work in a team or alone' - But s**t at both, so I get put in s**tty teams to massage my ego and limit the damage I can do. ' I have a degree' - lol. The girl who replaced me at work had a 'better' degree but couldn't use paragraphs properly. Which is pretty bad for a Law grad imo. lol | ||