Just Had An Intruder
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| Martin_Jones |  | ... | 27-11-2009 @ 11:54 |
Member 566, 813 posts SQ 280, BP 175, DL 340795.0 kgs @ 125kgs UnEq | JC said:if he comes round to apologise, smash him in anyway better to be safe than sorry imo  f**k me that's the sprit JC... f**k that made me laugh!!! | ||
| cuntos | | ... | 27-11-2009 @ 14:40 |
 old fat fingers needs to find 10kg Member 192, 640 posts SQ 280, BP 210, DL 245735.0 kgs @ 122.7kgs Eq | Lol! I was once lent my mate's key and after spending about ten minutes trying to unlock his door at about three in the morning, somebody else opened the front door of the house next door and, needless to say, it was him and I was trying to unlock his neighbour's house. Genuine mistakes do hapen if you are sufficiently beered up! | ||
| Dan | | ... | 27-11-2009 @ 22:45 |
 Dan is old fashioned. Member 27, 2028 posts SQ 240, BP 170, DL 255665.0 kgs @ 102kgs UnEq | Around the time of my 21st birthday we were put in a rented house on a development where all the houses looked identical. I made my way home after my birthday celebrations and went round to the back door and was most annoyed to find that my parents had locked me out. I started pounding on the door in a most agitated fashion in an attempt to gain entry. After a while a complete stranger opened the door, looking quite worried. I looked at the guy and shouted what the f**k are you doing in my house... You can guess the rest. As an aside, if you are genuinely worried about burglars get a couple of Rottweilers. They are cute and furry and criminals absolutely hate them. As a welcome bonus, if a burglar strays onto your property you don't have to feed the dogs for over a week. | ||
| Cuddles | | ... | 27-11-2009 @ 23:48 |
 Eat.Cycle.Sleep.Win Member 2, 12511 posts SQ 190, BP 150, DL 280620.0 kgs @ 99kgs UnEq Administrator | I got robbed twice in one week when I was in Rusholme, second time I was downstairs while they tried to climb in through a window upstairs. Chased the c**ts around Mossside in nothing by my boxers at 11am on a saturday morning carrying a cordless phone and nothing else (I had been on the phone to my Dad at the time). They eventually caught the c**ts that did the first break in and I had to go and do an ID parade. That's a strange f**king experience and nothing like you'd expect. | ||