Sugden Barbell Dubious PBs Committee
After a disturbing week where scores of PBs have been set in Sugden, UK Sport were forced to investigate.
In full co-operation with this shining bastion of British Sport, Sugden Barbell have decided to launch a 'Dubious PB Committee'.
Much like random drug tests, all Sugden users will be expected to fill out a detailed form stating where, when and how they expect to obtain their new PBs.
Further, fines will be implemented for all members who break the PB guidelines. It is thought that these fines will go in the pot towards curry or some similar food when a night out is finally arranged.
The first fine is given to Rick, for claiming that doing a single after a double is a PB. Treading on thin ice there my friend. You owe the committee £1.
KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR LOG - THE SUGDEN BARBELL D.P.B.C. IS WATCHING
In full co-operation with this shining bastion of British Sport, Sugden Barbell have decided to launch a 'Dubious PB Committee'.
Much like random drug tests, all Sugden users will be expected to fill out a detailed form stating where, when and how they expect to obtain their new PBs.
Further, fines will be implemented for all members who break the PB guidelines. It is thought that these fines will go in the pot towards curry or some similar food when a night out is finally arranged.
The first fine is given to Rick, for claiming that doing a single after a double is a PB. Treading on thin ice there my friend. You owe the committee £1.
KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR LOG - THE SUGDEN BARBELL D.P.B.C. IS WATCHING