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| Wayne_Cowdrey |  | ... | 22-07-2014 @ 13:23 |
 Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22059 posts | The_Lone_Wolf said: haha R2D2 would have got lost for sure. Darth Vader? | ||
| Thing | | ... | 22-07-2014 @ 13:39 |
 a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq | Wayne_Cowdrey said: Darth Vader? He would o used the FORCE | ||
| Funky_monkey | | ... | 22-07-2014 @ 13:42 |
 403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq | The_Lone_Wolf said: Funky_monkey said:I made my ex cum so hard she shat herself. Proud of that. Made one girl bleed. Proper rammage. . I hope you was out of the firing line when she curled one out... I'm fond of motting a lady out, but if she presented me with a walnut whip half way through, I'm bailing out quicker than a jimmy saville tribute act. | ||
| General_ill | | ... | 22-07-2014 @ 16:53 |
 3rd place Europes strongest man 2016 U90kg Member 1239, 13275 posts SQ 280, BP 155, DL 310745.0 kgs @ 89kgs UnEq | Marriage vows. | ||
| Benfrancis1993 | | ... | 22-07-2014 @ 17:00 |
 Cut toe in half = bad day. Member 4359, 3581 posts SQ 270, BP 140, DL 310720.0 kgs @ 137kgs UnEq | General_ill said:Marriage vows. how did she find out? | ||
| HeavySingle | | ... | 22-07-2014 @ 17:57 |
Member 5226, 180 posts SQ 310, BP 205, DL 345860.0 kgs @ 167kgs UnEq | Mark said:snapped the string. blood everywhere. Yeah the same for me. Thing is the Mrs was heavily pregnant at the time, when I saw blood I freaked out because I thought I'd hurt her or something, took a minute to realise it was coming from me. | ||
| John | | well | 22-07-2014 @ 18:19 |
#biggef Member 5263, 3492 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 260715.0 kgs @ 130kgs UnEq | Seems as tho we are being candid..... Its not coitus related but I remember a year ago I was doing leg curls and really going for it,good session I thought got home ate about an hour passed went for a pee,and what only can be described a a jet of cola coming from me I peed blood for two days after that...needless to say I never go heavy now...that's my story :-) | ||
| The_Lone_Wolf |  | ... | 12-07-2017 @ 22:51 |
 I eat a lot of meat Member 5124, 2997 posts SQ 245, BP 130, DL 275650.0 kgs @ 105kgs UnEq | I'm now adding the frame of a bed to this list. I need to lose a bit of weight. | ||
| billynomates | | ... | 12-07-2017 @ 23:40 |
Member 4923, 1795 posts | I've broken a knuckle while executing a donkey punch | ||
| Billytheold | | ... | 12-07-2017 @ 23:47 |
 Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | Let's go to deeper waters. Have you ever smashed you foot/ hand/ nuts/ whatever ? I smashed my hand between a rock and another rock. I dropped a 180 pound bar on my toe. Just dropped one side. Compound fractures. Finger bit off? | ||
| Billytheold | | ... | 13-07-2017 @ 00:23 |
Sugdens crazy old person. Member 4936, 7288 posts SQ 270, BP 155, DL 270695.0 kgs @ 100kgs UnEq | General_ill said:Marriage vows. This! | ||
| chubbman | | ... | 13-07-2017 @ 07:17 |
 Another 'hardcore gym'. Yay. Member 4858, 88 posts SQ 120, BP 75, DL 165360.0 kgs @ 106kgs UnEq | Mark said:snapped the string. blood everywhere. I've done that, was horrified | ||
| JackRevans | | ... | 13-07-2017 @ 07:23 |
 'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq | The_Lone_Wolf said:Many years ago, when I operated on the buddy system and I had a few incidents. I stained the wall paper of 1 girls bedroom when I fired what can only be described as an atomic jizz rocket across the bedroom. Left a huge splattering on the wall which was like some kind of territorial marking. To this day, I've never reproduced such an almighty missile. The best one though, was getting hammered one night at my mates digs in uni, and I ended up nailing one of my friends housemates. She can only be described as an extra from star wars and she was a cross between jabba the hut and Chewbacca. She was heavily into star wars and had loads of action figures and stuff in her room. Halfway through ploughing into her she went full bat s**t crazy and started asking me make funny noises and talk dirty to her. That's fine, I let out some Ric Flair wooooos and proceed to unleash some dirty talk, she then asked me to stick my fingers up her dirt box... Now bearing in mind I had a kebab waiting for me, I didn't fancy getting poop fingers, so I grabbed the nearest possible thing and rammed a storm trooper up her balloon knot! She loved it and all was good, until after I'd finished, I noticed that said storm trooper had lost an arm in the conflict. To this day, I don't know where that arm went, but every time I watch star wars now I have flash backs to that brave little figure going deep into the abyss. oh man i remember this post. heavy loals were had | ||
| scruffmcbuff | | ... | 13-07-2017 @ 07:30 |
Lovely ass Congrats. Member 5958, 2315 posts SQ 280, BP 170, DL 300750.0 kgs @ 138kgs UnEq | Im glad this was bumped. Broken the bed a few times. | ||
| CAJ | | ... | 13-07-2017 @ 08:08 |
 I recommend the track - Slut Machine Member 6043, 955 posts SQ 350, BP 195, DL 350895.0 kgs @ 150kgs UnEq | Not broken in a literal sense.. But when I was a young'un me and the bird who at the time was 15 (me 16) tried to 'spice things up' in the bedroom (f**king loal at 16). Anyway she brings this can of f**king squirty cream round with her to play with. Not content with just eating it off her tits (Nothing will ever compare to those 15yo 32DDs) I filled her f**king minge full and then f**ked her up the arse. It was hot, messy and she f**king loved it, until a few days later when she got some hideous infection. Turns out unloading gas propelled, sugar laden dairy into the far reaches of a ladies tuna taco doesn't end well. Oh and +1 for a few beds | ||