Have you ever broken anything...

The_Lone_Wolf said:Many years ago, when I operated on the buddy system and I had a few incidents.

I stained the wall paper of 1 girls bedroom when I fired what can only be described as an atomic jizz rocket across the bedroom. Left a huge splattering on the wall which was like some kind of territorial marking. To this day, I've never reproduced such an almighty missile.

The best one though, was getting hammered one night at my mates digs in uni, and I ended up nailing one of my friends housemates. She can only be described as an extra from star wars and she was a cross between jabba the hut and Chewbacca. She was heavily into star wars and had loads of action figures and stuff in her room. Halfway through ploughing into her she went full bat s**t crazy and started asking me make funny noises and talk dirty to her. That's fine, I let out some Ric Flair wooooos and proceed to unleash some dirty talk, she then asked me to stick my fingers up her dirt box... Now bearing in mind I had a kebab waiting for me, I didn't fancy getting poop fingers, so I grabbed the nearest possible thing and rammed a storm trooper up her balloon knot! She loved it and all was good, until after I'd finished, I noticed that said storm trooper had lost an arm in the conflict. To this day, I don't know where that arm went, but every time I watch star wars now I have flash backs to that brave little figure going deep into the abyss.

The_Lone_Wolf said:Many years ago, when I operated on the buddy system and I had a few incidents.

I stained the wall paper of 1 girls bedroom when I fired what can only be described as an atomic jizz rocket across the bedroom. Left a huge splattering on the wall which was like some kind of territorial marking. To this day, I've never reproduced such an almighty missile.

The best one though, was getting hammered one night at my mates digs in uni, and I ended up nailing one of my friends housemates. She can only be described as an extra from star wars and she was a cross between jabba the hut and Chewbacca. She was heavily into star wars and had loads of action figures and stuff in her room. Halfway through ploughing into her she went full bat s**t crazy and started asking me make funny noises and talk dirty to her. That's fine, I let out some Ric Flair wooooos and proceed to unleash some dirty talk, she then asked me to stick my fingers up her dirt box... Now bearing in mind I had a kebab waiting for me, I didn't fancy getting poop fingers, so I grabbed the nearest possible thing and rammed a storm trooper up her balloon knot! She loved it and all was good, until after I'd finished, I noticed that said storm trooper had lost an arm in the conflict. To this day, I don't know where that arm went, but every time I watch star wars now I have flash backs to that brave little figure going deep into the abyss.

Wayne_Cowdrey said:Have you ever broken anything during frantic coitus?

Wayne_Cowdrey said:...during frantic coitus?

Funky_monkey said:I made my ex cum so hard she shat herself. Proud of that. Made one girl bleed. Proper rammage.

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