Why are me and hayden online??

Don't get all stroppy at me, just because you spend hours scooping the stuff out of your ass each morning!

too graphic titch too graphic
lol

Now I understand what Hayden meant when he was talking about having a midnight feast at your place.

i am the rhino

LOL. We are cool

notice hayden said 'cool' and not 'lovers'

case closed mr titch, case closed

Hayden meant the Royal "we", as in all of us posting, not just you and your secret dreams of being extra-specially cool with him.

Carl asks me to send him soiled underpants. He say's he cleans them for me and they always come back clean as a whistlse as promised.

I hope he doesn't mix up your underpants with my ones that he asks me to send!

He does do a very good job at cleaning them, I'll concede that.

What do you mean Titch!! Hope its that I shouldnt be JUST a day off, but an all the time, round the clock gal.....

Second choice. Not being able to get the real hot women, having an off day and settling for whatever you can stick it in to.

That's what I meant.

f**king hell Titch. I'm logging off.


click...

lol. What have I just gone and said........?!?!?!?!

You should be now....

titch, shal asked me for your address that i send your banana hammocks back too, she's gonna kick your ass

*disclaimer*

i have never cleaned anyones underwear, apart from my own once, long story