Head bangin Kids

i was a nightmare of a kid, kind of hyper active and getting in to stuff.
i remember being at the hospital 4 times in a month, 1st was to get stitches in my leg, 2nd was to get my foot in plaster as i broke my ankle 3rd was to get a splint on my finger and the third a had an asthma attack. then more recently i had a severe case of tonsillitis and after being in hospital with them as i couldn't eat of drink the burst and i was spewing up blood and the puss and i think dad thought i was going to die at one point.

i must of put my parents through alot overtime but i can see where your coming from you cant be to careful with kids but most of them from my experience with cousins are there pretty tough

one of my kids has epilepsy and is autistic ...this basicly means he has a deathwish !! danboar knows no personal fear or death boundarys ..... he ran infront of a waggon ...with me about 2 foot behind him ..i watched in slo-mo as he bounced off it !!! he is very rubbery and got away with a broken foot !! also when he has a seizure..if he is standing he leaps to the floor (litrally) like he has recieved a massive electric shock ... absolutley terrefying .... damn kids ..no wonder ive aged 30 years in the last 5 ....


..if we let go of him he runs toward danger ! love him !!!

Lol

They gave me that leaflet in the ambulance!!! Didn't even wait for me to get to hospital, shame the countries like this, and good thing I'm not a complete c**t I suppose

loved the whole shinchipper episode ....

Carl if you was a tough Northerner not a shandy drinking southerner you would of just put a plaster on it and carried on!! lol

I lost count of the number of times I stood on pieces of wood with nails sticking out when I was a kid. I was given a Tetanus injection every time. A nurse has told me that I've had WAY too many Tetanus jabs and a further one could kill me!!! Doesn't sound very feasible to me.




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It's f**king sad and pathetic.

Duck tape

My kids are only very young [daughters nearly 2, and my boys 5 monthish] so they havent had many accidents but when my daughter was about 3 months she had some kind of fit, the doctors started testing for meningitis- and i absolutely s**t myself.
As it turned out it was just caused by her been to warm[ i cant remember the words the doc used], but all that day i was terrified and felt totally useless!

Matey! Shampoo my secret supplement

Hey craig, I didn't call the bas***d ambulance lol