random disclosure thread

I'm a special person trapped in a mediocre life, my anus still hurts and I'd prefer to live on a different planet.

I own a bench.

I once bumped someones car and drove off - damage looked like some scuffing/ scratching...nothing major! That was 12+ years ago

I just had a big s**t!! AND THAT MADE MY NOSE HURT!!!

I have curled in a squat rack.

I watch Nashville and really enjoy it.

Especially imagining that Juliet (Hayden Panetierre) is hot for me.

I get paid more than I deserve for the job I do.

I hate filing cabinets

I have 2 Susan Boyle songs on my iPhone and a whole folder dedicated to classical music (albeit only with about 10-songs in it).

I had a s**t through the hole in the floor of a bird hide.

X2 lol

I don't wanna do my uni course (it's optional)
I want to move away
I don't want to move away
I want my new car
I kind of want to keep my current car

new that was your secret exercise

Marcus Collins of the x factor borrowed my 5kg plates when he was learning to deadlift ( I had no idea who he was, his PT told me afterwards).

Nothing wrong with classical music

I don't want to train today but haven't missed a session of the russian squat routine and it would be a shame to miss the penultimate session.