What do you hate about your gym?

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brynevans		What do you hate about your gym?	18-06-2008 @ 23:06
Scotbasher - forever Member 59, 2115 posts	We all settle into certain gyms for a reason, however there are the downsides we all put up with, it could be the constant drum and bass music, the equipment or it could be other gym members who have I.L.S (Imaginary Lat Syndrome) or the member who loses a key? Here's the place to get a load off your chest! Here's one of my hates to get things started- The two man benchpress specialists.

MattGriff		...	18-06-2008 @ 23:38
Member 194, 3976 posts	My gym is in a bit of a ghetto and there are several 'gangsta pimps' who come in from time to time. However that said there are also alot of powerlifters and the gym is the bo***cks for equipment for lifting and of course the blondie to keep me occupied. There are a few plastic powerlifters too who talk about nothing but bleedin bench press, that gets irritiating!

PhilKlidaras		...	18-06-2008 @ 23:46
Cut him some slack, he is an american Member 311, 1751 posts	fkING COCK GOBBLING BB'ERS....specifically those who have to shout like they are getting gang banged by a particularly sadistic tribe of Pygmies, along with those who half SQ and think they know the fk they are talking about also,...those fk wits, who unless impeded by some sort of injury, who think one plate for benches, two for SQ and 3 for deads, if they dead at all, think a lift with any of those weights for any number of reps think they are fking Hercules.... oh, final one....the cum guzzlers who use the SQ rack for anything other than exercises done with heavy weights.....not friggin curls!

just_t		...	18-06-2008 @ 23:46
Mr.Fit Member 164, 5028 posts SQ 170, BP 135, DL 230 535.0 kgs @ 84kgs UnEq	the cts who throw dumbells! If its heavy then maybe yeh (even then if your strong enough to lift it you can put it on the ground) theres guys who do 30s on db bench then just launch them at the floor! no wonder they always fall to bits! also the people who spout absolute ste about training.

brynevans		...	18-06-2008 @ 23:53
Scotbasher - forever Member 59, 2115 posts	Those people who tell me they know someone twice my size at another gym, I don't think Ive ever seen a forty stone person in a gym?

PhilKlidaras		...	18-06-2008 @ 23:56
Cut him some slack, he is an american Member 311, 1751 posts	i'd like to add a variant to that one...the guy who says after a really hard set, that he or a mate of his can do more weight or has done more weight in the past...or that it's all tech, haha!

paul_richards		...	18-06-2008 @ 23:59
I personally prefer the stiffest possible. Member 158, 3110 posts SQ 170, BP 107.5, DL 222.5 500.0 kgs @ 67.4kgs UnEq	nothing I can think of, the gym I goto is a private gym thats ran from a large garage, has loads of equipment and costs £1.


MattGriff		...	19-06-2008 @ 00:02
Member 194, 3976 posts	PhilKlidaras said: fkING COCK GOBBLING BB'ERS....specifically those who have to shout like they are getting gang banged by a particularly sadistic tribe of Pygmies, along with those who half SQ and think they know the fk they are talking about also,...those fk wits, who unless impeded by some sort of injury, who think one plate for benches, two for SQ and 3 for deads, if they dead at all, think a lift with any of those weights for any number of reps think they are fking Hercules.... oh, final one....the cum guzzlers who use the SQ rack for anything other than exercises done with heavy weights.....not friggin curls! LMFAO - Phil is my new best mate now, that was worthy of grumpy old men! Nice one!

brynevans		...	19-06-2008 @ 00:09
Scotbasher - forever Member 59, 2115 posts	There's the people who see you doing some resonable poundages and come asking for advice (which is fine) so take up 15 mins of your time. You then see them a few weeks later and ask them how the new routine is going only to get the reply that they've abandoned it because they've not put 50lb on each lift in 2 weeks. Ah well better follow a routine out of FLEX then!

chicken_legs		...	19-06-2008 @ 00:28
Dont eat my leg! Member 325, 189 posts SQ 145, BP 117.5, DL 190 452.5 kgs @ 87.5kgs UnEq	Whilst at work, some 10 stone indian bloke asked me "what do I do to get bigger?", so I said all the usual stuff like Lift as heavy as you can as often as you can Sleep lots Eat like a fat man coming off hunger strike Full body sessions Compound exercises etc. And for healthy measure I told him that my balerina ex girlfriend could currently deadlift more than him. It literally went in one ear and out the f**king other. I have yet to see him in a squat rack. He only ever does curls. And he is still 10 stone at 5 foot 11. And dont get me started on the chinese exchange students!

MattGriff		...	19-06-2008 @ 00:31
Member 194, 3976 posts	chicken_legs said: Lift as heavy as you can as often as you can Sleep lots Eat like a fat man coming off hunger strike Full body sessions Compound exercises etc. you forgot the drugs!!!

chicken_legs		...	19-06-2008 @ 00:42
Dont eat my leg! Member 325, 189 posts SQ 145, BP 117.5, DL 190 452.5 kgs @ 87.5kgs UnEq	my apologies. And lastly but not least a tren and test stack with an appropriate taper and PCT. Voila!

Thing		...	19-06-2008 @ 07:50
a large fingered spastic that demolishes plant Member 89, 31706 posts SQ 260, BP 220, DL 290 770.0 kgs @ 142kgs UnEq	i hate the smell fking b o ridden easter europeans who train at the gym i go to . all they ever do is abs bench and curls fking t**t's i hate people who will just do the odd rep or two and then watch you do your entire work out and say why did you do that why did you do this etc. but apart from that the gym we have is 100 times better than our old horse stable!!

AndyH		...	19-06-2008 @ 09:24
Member 143, 237 posts SQ 340, BP 245, DL 310 895.0 kgs @ 120kgs Eq	The mice - they nibbled a hole in a set of my knee wraps when I left them there one night and I didnt realise till I had half wrapped for a really heavy set.

MattGriff		...	19-06-2008 @ 09:34
Member 194, 3976 posts	chicken_legs said: my apologies. And lastly but not least a tren and test stack with an appropriate taper and PCT. Voila! Good man! And don't forget the white cuban to relax afterward

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