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JackRevans		would you rather....	29-10-2015 @ 16:41
'There was also a sausage in my mouth.' Member 2477, 16481 posts SQ 190, BP 130, DL 235 555.0 kgs @ 83kgs UnEq	be given £1m or a life times supply of food (prepared for you instantly whenever you want (only you are allowed to consume it))?

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	29-10-2015 @ 16:49
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22491 posts	I'd have the million. Would you have Andy Bolton's strength for the rest of your life without having to train if it meant you'd never receive oral sex again?

Robbo91		...	29-10-2015 @ 17:17
Doesn't like tall people very much. Member 5708, 391 posts SQ 260, BP 195, DL 275 730.0 kgs @ 137.5kgs UnEq	I'd take the money and the oral sex out of those two I think. In fact money could buy me oral sex so those choices go hand in hand.

AdamT		...	29-10-2015 @ 17:38
AKA the great reset Member 4056, 5209 posts	If I can still have sex and wank, I will take Bolton's power. Also the million pound before food.

luki		...	29-10-2015 @ 17:50
Avatar Member 5517, 1538 posts SQ 160, BP 165, DL 201 526.0 kgs @ 110kgs UnEq	Post Edited: 29.10.2015 @ 22:55 PM by luki The million and the strength for me. If you had to have a head transplant in the morning would you rather receive the head and personality of Nigel Farage or Borris Johnson?

Gordy		...	30-10-2015 @ 10:20
Member 5418, 383 posts	Post Edited: 20.08.2018 @ 11:14 AM by Gordy .

Funky_monkey		...	30-10-2015 @ 10:34
403 forbidden message Member 160, 5121 posts SQ 190, BP 137.5, DL 225 552.5 kgs @ 86kgs UnEq	JackRevans said:be given £1m or a life times supply of food (prepared for you instantly whenever you want (only you are allowed to consume it))? I might spend about £4-5 a day at work on food, and a cheap Turkish once a week will average at another £10. £35 a week for that alone, plus maybe £30 a week for other food, so say £65. £3,380 a year, or £152,100 at this rate. Of course, I'd most likely eat a bit more expensive like if I could have anything I ever wanted, but it would most likely cut my life span. I'd take the million if it's tax free.

Robbo		...	30-10-2015 @ 11:46
When I have enough cash, I get a deep tissue. Member 465, 11029 posts SQ 240, BP 175, DL 302.5 717.5 kgs @ 104kgs UnEq	1m for me Better than being a fat mess which is what I would be Although I always said if I won the lottery the first thing I'd do is employ a chef.

McMuffin_Gains		...	30-10-2015 @ 12:12
Help me rescue my Insulina. Member 5366, 1090 posts	How about... Food Summoning: What Jack said about the food, whatever, wherever, whenever OR Nutritional Perfection: The ability to eat/drink anything you want, in any quantity whilst maintaining perfect body health and achieving/maintaining your desired body type. For example, your goal is to cut some fat and preserve muscle so as a normal person you might run a 500 calorie deficit with your desired macro split. With Jacks food summoning ability you are able to summon the finest foods available, completely free of charge in order to hit your calorie and macro goals saving you a chunk of money but leaving you hungry and a bit bored. With the nutritional perfection ability you can have breakfast at mcdonalds, lunch at burger king, eat a massive curry for tea, go out and get stfaced, catch a pizza on the way home, wake up with no hangover, half a pound lighter, slightly more aesthetic in perfect health but on the downside you spent a fking fortune on food and drink. Tough call

Robbo		...	30-10-2015 @ 12:31
When I have enough cash, I get a deep tissue. Member 465, 11029 posts SQ 240, BP 175, DL 302.5 717.5 kgs @ 104kgs UnEq	McMuffin_Gains said:How about... Food Summoning: What Jack said about the food, whatever, wherever, whenever OR Nutritional Perfection: The ability to eat/drink anything you want, in any quantity whilst maintaining perfect body health and achieving/maintaining your desired body type. For example, your goal is to cut some fat and preserve muscle so as a normal person you might run a 500 calorie deficit with your desired macro split. With Jacks food summoning ability you are able to summon the finest foods available, completely free of charge in order to hit your calorie and macro goals saving you a chunk of money but leaving you hungry and a bit bored. With the nutritional perfection ability you can have breakfast at mcdonalds, lunch at burger king, eat a massive curry for tea, go out and get stfaced, catch a pizza on the way home, wake up with no hangover, half a pound lighter, slightly more aesthetic in perfect health but on the downside you spent a fking fortune on food and drink. Tough call Nah, not THAT bothered Rather have a mil and have some coke and hoe parties

Wayne_Cowdrey		...	30-10-2015 @ 12:48
Still got a little bit of strength Member 400, 22491 posts	Gordy said: With Boltons strength is it possible to increase your strength if you do decide to train? I hadn't thought about it in that level of detail. Let's say no, but you've permanently got his lifetime peak level of strength.

Gordy		...	30-10-2015 @ 13:19
Member 5418, 383 posts	Post Edited: 20.08.2018 @ 11:13 AM by Gordy

Gordy		...	30-10-2015 @ 13:24
Member 5418, 383 posts	Post Edited: 20.08.2018 @ 11:12 AM by Gordy .

little_a		...	30-10-2015 @ 13:44
still a devious weightlifting bastard Member 43, 14379 posts	If you had to go down on someone with a downstairs mix/ mangina/ post op trannie up would you rather it was Pete Burns, Sum Yung hi or Jamie Lee Curtis?

JamieG		...	30-10-2015 @ 14:18
Tom's CNS is better than steroids Member 2886, 2973 posts SQ 190, BP 122.5, DL 210 522.5 kgs @ 90kgs UnEq	Post Edited: 30.10.2015 @ 14:19 PM by JamieG Gordy said:Would you rather be as strong as a 600lb gorilla, but you can only use your gorilla strength in day to day life, you lose your gorilla strength whenever you try to demonstrate it in any meaningful way e.g compete/set world records/impressive everyone on TV/the internet. Or be as strong as the average 10 year old in your day to day life (training doesn’t improve this), but you’ll gain enough strength/competence whenever you compete, to win every strength based competition you ever enter for the rest of your life. The second scenario would just lead everyone to believe you're a lazy bas***d.

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