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Boar said:
did i ever mention my website was website of the day on steve wright in the sfternoon ?

miles mendoza was meant to send me the tape of them discussing it (as i missed it) but he sent me the wrong day , numpty.

its gonna be pretty hard to sell photos paul mate, ive been a proffessional photographer befor and failed to make a dent.

papparazzi is where the moneys at !!

little_a said:


What are the pictures of?

Dan said:
Finally a thread I can contribute to.
I started at 10, and immediately I knew I had found my calling.
( While were at it I had my first BJ at 10 aswell, but didn't get a shag till I was 18 thanks to the all Boys School I was sent to. I've given something away there, lets see if anyone spots it ! ).

I remember my first "wank", I was just having a pee in the urinals at School, shaking the drops off. It started to feel nice and started to get hard, but didn't get all the way hard before I shot my first load. My legs went shaky and I remember almost falling on the floor. It was fantastic and I couldn't wait to do it again.

Even today I wank the very moment I wake up, again usually in the afternoon, sometimes in the early evening and again last thing before I go to sleep.
I must have averaged at least 3 a day for 30 years...that puts me over 32,000 wanks.
Even when I have a girfriend I stil love to have a tug.
Dr. Rick might want to calculate the total volume of ejaculate I have contributed to the world...

My PB is 11 in one day, in my mid teens, and yes it was bloody sore afterwards.
And just for the hell of it I once went as long as I could without doing it, and lasted till the morning of the ninth day.
The sensations in my nuts were intense, I got a stiffy when the wind changed direction and every night I took my pants off and it looked like a slug had crawled through my undies...too much information, sorry !
I just had to knock one out and I gotta say that was one of the best ever.

I wish my missus would read Andys first post, about it being free and not offensive.
She hates it - she hates sex full stop, hence all my wanderings !
In the 14 years I have been with her she has caught me wanking 4 times, and hit the roof.
( And in the same 14 years I bet I have shagged her less than 100 times, and then she wonders why I wank and sleep with other women ! I spent 18 months with a 20 year old scottish bird quite recently and shagged her 54 times in ten days, so it's definitely not me !!! ).
Apparently I am a "dirty bas***d" and a "pervert" for wanking myself off.
The fact that I am sexually frustrated because I don't get anything from her doesn't come into it !!!

So yes, I whole heartedly agree, it's damned good fun, does wonders for the definition in your forearms and long may the wanking continue.

just_t said:
54 times in 10 days wtf

2 per day for 10 days i could probally manage. i would still be crazy sore but s**t id get bored after abit!

jonnymills said:


I do strongman, wrestling and cricket. Cricket is less gay than dieting.