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| » Wifi being rubbish (Go to post) | 13-06-2011 @ 14:20 | ||
| Should be a little reset button on the router, press that in for 10 secs. Should sort problem | |||
| » 80's brat pack movies (Go to post) | 09-06-2011 @ 21:20 | ||
| The lost boys of course and the goonies | |||
| » behind the neck push press? (Go to post) | 09-06-2011 @ 10:41 | ||
| Can't stand them personally, always feel like I'm gonna rip my shoulder! Think the comment that BTN don't help was from Big Tel a little while back (might be wrong so don't hate me - and can't be arsed searching for it!) | |||
| » Log Press vs Shoulder Press (Go to post) | 07-06-2011 @ 13:53 | ||
adbe said:What's the usual ratio between ones max standing strict barbell press and log press? I've got a light comp coming up (my first) with an 80kg log clean and press for reps, with nothing to practice on at the moment. Just trying to find out how far off I am, I can do 75kg strict bb and 2x42kg dbs seated shoulder press. Got about 6 weeks to train, so even if it's 1:1 i'll be able to do it by then anyway. Cheers What competiton are you doing? | |||
| » Capello blames fatigue for draw (Go to post) | 05-06-2011 @ 15:39 | ||
doc77 said: x3 X 4, bunch of proper soft c**ts. | |||
| » Chilli Cook off (Go to post) | 03-06-2011 @ 16:52 | ||
LukeC said:Other than them not being Texan Judges one and two could be my brother and his friend Dave. To be honest I could be one of the judges, I looooooooooooooove chilli  | |||
| » Chilli Cook off (Go to post) | 03-06-2011 @ 13:46 | ||
| DOn't know if anyones read this before but it made me laugh out loud! Texan Chili cook-off contest Here is one! Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon, when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event: CHILI # 1 MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI - JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. - JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. - FRANK: Holy s**t, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. CHILI # 2 ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI - JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. - JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. - FRANK: Keep this out of the reach of children I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. CHILI # 3 FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI - JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans. - JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. - FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located an uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting s**t-faced from all the beer. CHILI # 4 BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC - JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. - JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. - FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it, is it possible to burnout taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. b**ch is sarting to look HOT just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac? CHILI # 5 LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER - JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very Impressive. - JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. - FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off? It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks! CHILI # 6 VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY - JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers. - JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb! - FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I s**t myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone! CHILI # 7 SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI - JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. - JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge Number 3, He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. - FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like s**t to match my damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI... Judge # 1 - The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 - This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili? Judge # 3 - No Report. | |||
| » Autocorrect errors (Go to post) | 03-06-2011 @ 13:18 | ||
| This is th efunniest thing i've read in ages | |||
| » Samoan whale teacher attacks & orders other kids to beat schoolkid. (Go to post) | 03-06-2011 @ 13:07 | ||
| Wow - that was pretty over the top. He shouldn't steal but that was a bit much. We used to have a teacher at school who wore slippers and if you were bad in class he'd chalk number 13 on sole of slipper and whack your arse 13 times with it - proper f**king stung! | |||
| » big hits (Go to post) | 28-05-2011 @ 12:34 | ||
| Tremenodus! But if you want constant big hits, state of origin matches are the best: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2dn67_state-of-origin-nrl-ru... | |||
| » Anyone remember this prick? (Go to post) | 27-05-2011 @ 16:10 | ||
| What a knob head, loves himself waaaaaaaaaayy to much - although suppose no-one else loves him! | |||
| » Finished school, advice on what to or not to do ? (Go to post) | 27-05-2011 @ 13:26 | ||
| Get an apprentiship with a big company and get them to pay you through college and uni, loads of people at my place have done that and have got up the ladder quicker than those of us who joined after doing uni (becomming skint as f**k - largely down to 5 years of drinkng!). Just my 2p but that's what I'll be forcing - sorry advising my kids to do! | |||
| » iPhone Experts (Go to post) | 26-05-2011 @ 12:54 | ||
General_ill said: iPhone battery cannot be removed. Other than that solid advice Oh, didn't know that - not an iphone fan! | |||
| » iPhone Experts (Go to post) | 26-05-2011 @ 08:58 | ||
Pompy said:If anyone else drops their phone in water in future... the best thing to do is DO NOT TRY TO SWITCH IT ON... leave it in the airing cupboard for a day or two to dry out.... then have a go. I have done this with my HTC Desire and it worked fine. Though it wasn't fully submerged in water but did get enough on it to get in between the touchscreen and the display, airing cupboard cleared that up too. Perfect advice, I'd just add take the battery out immediately as well. No chance of water causing short circuits if there's no power. | |||
| » Bodypower (Go to post) | 21-05-2011 @ 21:22 | ||
Rodger said: £18 I think mate however I ve bought £30 ticket that arrived other day in the post Its £22 on the door | |||
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