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Tom_MartinIcon...13-04-2014 @ 19:13 
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No one believed him anyway.
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Fatpete said:
The full quote is "the candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long" or something very like that. That's all I have. I'm struggling


No you've got it all wrong.

The candle that burns twice as bright, can't maintain an erection.

An erection in hand, is worth two in the bush....wait.... no, the other way around. An erection in the bush, is worth two in hand.

You can lead a horse to an erection, but you can't make it...drink. Semen.
JackRevansIcon...13-04-2014 @ 19:15 
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'There was also a sausage in my mouth.'
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LOAL
JohnIconlol13-04-2014 @ 19:17 
#biggef
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Post Edited: 13.04.2014 @ 19:20 PM by John
Tom_Martin said:
No you've got it all wrong.
The candle that burns twice as bright, can't maintain an erection.
An erection in hand, is worth two in the bush....wait.... no, the other way around. An erection in the bush, is worth two in hand.
You can lead a horse to an erection, but you can't make it...drink. Semen.


Lmfao
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...13-04-2014 @ 19:22 
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Still got a little bit of strength
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Look before you leak.
n3ver3nderIcon...13-04-2014 @ 19:31 
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next comp I want to enter the platform via zipwire
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Don't look a gift horse in the erection.
JackRevansIcon...13-04-2014 @ 19:37 
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'There was also a sausage in my mouth.'
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its not the size of the dog in the erection, its the size of the erection in the dog
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...13-04-2014 @ 19:41 
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The arse is always keener on the other side of the fence.
n3ver3nderIcon...13-04-2014 @ 19:45 
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next comp I want to enter the platform via zipwire
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Absence makes the erection grow fonder.
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...13-04-2014 @ 19:48 
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People who live in glass houses don't... spunk on the windows.
JackRevansIcon...13-04-2014 @ 19:50 
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'There was also a sausage in my mouth.'
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"it is good for me that i have been in an angus"

psalm 119 verse 101
Wayne_CowdreyIcon...13-04-2014 @ 20:02 
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A failing boner gathers no STIs.
Funky_monkeyIcon...13-04-2014 @ 20:44 
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Tom_Martin said:
No you've got it all wrong.
The candle that burns twice as bright, can't maintain an erection.
An erection in hand, is worth two in the bush....wait.... no, the other way around. An erection in the bush, is worth two in hand.
You can lead a horse to an erection, but you can't make it...drink. Semen.


Two have two erections in your hand is just gay......
Lionel_Rich_TeaIcon...13-04-2014 @ 21:19 
Dunkin' on the celing.
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what doesnt kill you makes you schlonger
JohnGymIcon...13-04-2014 @ 21:29 
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Hamstrings feel activated.
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Too many cocks spoil the broth.
RodgerIcon...13-04-2014 @ 21:39 
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salad dodger *missing*
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